† Ninth Video
[The video comes on with a sharp click. You see Gin's face and what might be the top of a fancy white blouse. The camera's angled away from him/her though, just another one of those accidental videos that are all the rage these days. From this angle, you can see s/he's in the backroom of Lux, fixing his/her hair with angry jerks.]
Swear to fucking God... [he's talking to him/herself, never a good sign.] the next drunken fuckface to ask for the "eternal ritual of bonding" or "soul melding ceremony" or any other unclever substitution for marriage is getting a chunk of glass embedded in their dick...!
[Gin finishes primping and starts moving past the guide to the exit door when s/he notices the guide's light. With a growl, the guide is slammed shut.]
(( OOC: PRETEND THIS WAS POSTED EARLIER TODAY. OH THESE SILLY ASIAN HOLIDAYS. SO TIME CONSUMING. For anyone confused, it's Gin's time of the month! He has become a woman. (Best not to ask about these things.) All replies will now be delayed due to a tentacle monster molesting the back of my head. This is my clever euphemism for a migraine. :D
Edit: THE TENTACLE MONSTER HAS BEEN VANQUISHED. REPLIES COMMENCING~))
Swear to fucking God... [he's talking to him/herself, never a good sign.] the next drunken fuckface to ask for the "eternal ritual of bonding" or "soul melding ceremony" or any other unclever substitution for marriage is getting a chunk of glass embedded in their dick...!
[Gin finishes primping and starts moving past the guide to the exit door when s/he notices the guide's light. With a growl, the guide is slammed shut.]
(( OOC: PRETEND THIS WAS POSTED EARLIER TODAY. OH THESE SILLY ASIAN HOLIDAYS. SO TIME CONSUMING. For anyone confused, it's Gin's time of the month! He has become a woman. (Best not to ask about these things.) All replies will now be delayed due to a tentacle monster molesting the back of my head. This is my clever euphemism for a migraine. :D
Edit: THE TENTACLE MONSTER HAS BEEN VANQUISHED. REPLIES COMMENCING~))