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☠ Punishment No. 001 ⇒ Boot [VIDEO]

Feb 12, 2010 01:04

[If anyone happens to be viewing their guide at this time, they will be able to see a small little girl with blonde hair and big, baby blue eyes, shifting to take off her gigantic doggie shaped backpack. And once off, she places it somewhere off screen to make sure it is perfectly secured ( Read more... )

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[VOICE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:12:36 UTC

[what the hell is with that hair]

[is she pretending to be a unicorn or a pikmin or]

[just what]

[yeah completely didn't listen to most of the post]

If you're in the arrivals office, there's a lift when ya first turn outta it. Residence hall is the 3rd floor. --Can you even reach the buttons, squirt? Maybe with the hair.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:16:07 UTC

Don't call her "Squirt" or "Kid".

Trust me.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:18:19 UTC

Somehow I didn't expect your old crowd to include kindergartners.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:19:30 UTC

She's an Undertaker.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:20:36 UTC

Yah? I'm the Duchess of Candyland.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:21:35 UTC

...

Fuckin' suit yourself.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:23:44 UTC

[--wait what]

You said you're an Undertaker. In prison. She's like, five. Five year olds don't get sent to prison. Not even if they don't eat their broccoli.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:26:55 UTC

Hn? Now you wanna listen to me?

Now I don' feel like playin'.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:28:29 UTC

Don't be no dramaqueen. I'm hangin' on every word an' all. What's with the ki-- lady.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:34:05 UTC

Don' presume shit'a me. I toldja, she's an Undertaker. Gets all twitchy when you don't talk to her like an adult.

... If there's anyone you wanna watch your mouth aroun', s'her. Don't make lewd jokes. Don't scream, don't yell, don't disrupt her studies, don't interrupt her bedtime or her naps. At least, not until she knows and trusts you.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:34:26 UTC

I won't save you that way.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:47:16 UTC

Fuck she's some psycho horror-flick devil-child ain't she.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:50:01 UTC

I already told you about the place I come from. You figure it out.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:52:34 UTC

[muttermutterSWEARmutter]

So you're sayin', best behaviour unless I want my balls lopped off by a pair'a those wacky-cut preschool scissors.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] prayforprey February 12 2010, 06:55:10 UTC

... Scissors? That's cute.

She's a Squad Leader. My Advice? Don't check in her doggy backpack if you don't wanna get cut six ways to Sunday.

Re: [VOICE][PRIVATE] nicotine_patch February 12 2010, 06:59:12 UTC

Ain't colourin' books huh.

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