001. ♔ [VIDEO] a king's intro

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[A blond boy appears on camera, unaware of the fact the actually turned it on. He's pacing back and forth with his all the given objects in his hand. Suddenly he stops and pretty much yells:]

DO NOT PANIC, H-HOW CAN I NOT PANIC? [... He just read the title.]

Kaoru, Hikaru, those scoundrels. If this was their doing then they need to cease this

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[VIDEO]

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[JUST. THIS FACE.]

... You're not my father, Senpai.

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HARUHIIIIIII~

Oh, I'm so relieved, you're safe and--

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W-What do you mean, I'm not your father?! Of course, I am! [WHY SO BLUNT, HARUHI?]

[Video]

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[IT'S THE NATURAL KNIFE]

...Did you hit your head, Senpai? Or drink something that was left unattended to for a while?

[TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S SURPRISED HE'S HERE--]

[oh]

[oh God the aliens threw him into a worm hole]

.... I'm glad you're okay. A little.

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I would remember such things happened to me, Haruhi. All I can recall is waking up rather harshly to a strange looking person calling me a refugee!

[Pause. Ignoring the 'a little' part.]

It is only natural to worry for a daughter to worry about her papa's absence. Where are you now? I will try my best to find you!

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No, that's okay. You should settle down in your room first.

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... My room?

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... Your room.

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... I don't know where it is.

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I'll help you find it, Senpai.

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REALLY HARUHI?! YOU WILL HELP?

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If I don't, you'll probably get kidnapped and experimented on by aliens. I don't really have a choice.

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[just 'this face' at the first part.]

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... [manly cough and expression change.] Your papa will be waiting here for you, Haruhi!

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Where is 'here'? The new arrivals office?

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... The new arrivals office?