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[traponreverse]

... More of my laundry is missing.

I don't think I misplaced it this time. Is someone doing this? Because it's not funny. I'm just trying to do my laundry in peace. I didn't think there'd be bullying like this on a refugee ship.I get a lot of free food from my new job, testing alien foods. They're surprisingly good. The chocolate covered eyeball

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[wantsamate]

You're sure your laundry simply isn't getting lost in the dryer?

[traponreverse]

I emptied out the entire dryer.

[wantsamate]

Yes, but have you considered the possibility of them -- well, I don't want to quite say "vanishing", but something similar to that?

[traponreverse]

... Not...really. You think there's a wormhole in the dryer?

[wantsamate]

Well, not quite a wormhole per say. A temporal shift would be a more accurate term, I suppose.

[traponreverse]

... Okay.

Is there any way to make that kind of thing stop?

[wantsamate]

It's a little bit hard to understand how exactly it works. I mean, there's been loads people who've tried, but nobody really quite knows where anything ends up. And until they know that, it's a bit hard to block it. Not unless you stop using dryers entirely.

Or have non-matching socks. Nothing wrong with that!

[traponreverse]

Maybe I'll just let everything hang-dry from now on.

[wantsamate]

That's probably a good idea. As long as you find a place to do so anyways.

[traponreverse]

That might be cumbersome. There isn't a lot of room for hanging wet laundry.

[wantsamate]

I can help you look of you'd like. I mean, there's sure to be an empty room or two around here.

[traponreverse]

Maybe... okay. I'd rather do that than keep losing my laundry.

[wantsamate]

You know I've never seen any young man so keen about his laundry. Good for you, I say.