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[goneonenight]

[For once, the feed cuts on quite deliberately, showing the interior of a loud, brightly decorated club. The scantily clad aliens on stage--some humanoid, some not--make it clear what kind of establishment this is

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[supersedure]

[ I heard somebody ordered a quick fix of Ruin Your Cheer (TM). ]

[ You would think Suì-Fēng was furious upon seeing this-- and she is, too. But mostly right now she's feeling slightly sick at the sight of those tentacles and at the thought of her pure (?), delicate (??) Yoruichi-sama in such a depraved place. She might look a bit green right now-- guess that fits with the alien theme though. ]

Was this really necessary?

[ Oh and don't worry Madarame, she'll deal with you too-- later, after she gets over the initial wave of nausea. ]

[mala_suerte]

[ WASN'T HIS IDEA

JUST GONNA LET YORUICHI-SAN DEAL WITH THE CAPTAINS, YEP ]

[supersedure]

[ NOTHING IS GOING TO MAKE A GOOD EXCUSE

YOU HEAR ME

NOTHING ]

[mala_suerte]

[ DON'T BE JEALOUS, JEEZ

IF YOU WERE LESS OF A STALKER YOU MIGHT BE IN HIS POSITION INSTEAD

not that

that's a good thing atm ]

[supersedure]

[ a) you can keep your position

b) JEALOUS doesn't even begin to cover it

c) NO SIDE OF YOU IS GOOD EVER OKAY GO JUMP OFF THE SHIP ]

[mala_suerte]

[ a) are you sure you don't want to be in a strip club with yoruichisama

b) REALLY, WE'VE GOT ALL DAY

c) ): ]

[supersedure]

[ why, why would she want people rubbing on her Yoruichi-sama or Yoruichi-sama paying attention to people that aren't her WHAT IS YOUR LOGIC do you understand the depth of her stalkery feelings!

X( ]

[mala_suerte]

[ so innocent, captain sui-feng

if you don't want people on her

did it just never occur to you that you could always just

volunteer instead ]

[supersedure]

[ no what are you saying //////////// such things!!! she would never even think them!! YOU PERVERT. ]

[mala_suerte]

[ SHE'S THINKING ABOUT IT NOW

ISN'T SHE ]

[supersedure]

[ ssssh.

shhhh.

she's thinking nothing. nothing I say. ]

[mala_suerte]

[ yoruichisan turned down a lapdance from another sexy lady, too

):

do you feel his disappointment as acutely as he does?? ]

[supersedure]

[ porn stores, they exist for people like you go have fun in there

meanwhile she'll stay here with her totally innocent thoughts. yes. innocent all over. ]

[goneonenight]

[just for that, I'm taking the hot stripper into a private room]

[where you can't watch]

[mala_suerte]

[ that's what he gets?

REALLY?

WOULD YOU PREFER HE LET HER RIP HIS HEAD OFF?

IS THAT A FAIR EXCHANGE? ]

[goneonenight]

[I don't know, I'll think about it]

[while I'm alone]

[with my hot stripper]