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[For once, the feed cuts on quite deliberately, showing the interior of a loud, brightly decorated club. The scantily clad aliens on stage--some humanoid, some not--make it clear what kind of establishment this is
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[still recording him]
This is an excellent shot of you. Trust me.
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[ oh geez how badly does he wanna take a drink
tuuurns head, sorta ignoring the stripper ]
Wait, is it filtered?
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[tilts her head; she could claim to be too drunk to have thought of filters]
[which she was]
[but it wasn't like she'd have used one either way]
Is what filtered?
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[ oh. okay. so he's screwed. that's good to know.
he's tipsy enough not to care!! ]
But y'know, I did have a big lunch.
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Good thing you did. Looks like you needed to keep your strength up.
[She is very proud of the lapdance she bought you, Madarame]
[Proud and mildly horrified]
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[ JUST. CHILLIN'.
he's seen weirder things! maybe she'll get off when the song ends!
it really is getting kinda hard to breathe. ]
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[do you really]
I'm not sure I'm the lady you need to keep up with.
[tentacle stripper chick gives Yoruichi a glare for distracting her client]
She looks pretty demanding.
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[ she's pouting at him.
... at least he's pretty sure she's pouting at him! okay he'll focus on her for a few minutes!!
wasn't this a strictly hands-off place?
WHATEVER, he's just... prying her tentacles away from his face for a bit so he can get a drink!! ]
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[another (mostly humanoid and actually attractive!) woman comes over and offers Yoruichi a dance]
Maybe later, hm? I wouldn't want to miss this show.
[lets out a loud sigh as the woman walks away]
See what I give up for you, Madarame?
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Shouldn't give anything up for me, Yoruichi-san--
[ HOT STRIPPER, COME BACK
if there have to be strippers can they please be attractive ones!! ]
Maybe we can share.
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[Tentacle chick is getting more and more huffy, and Yoruichi is just drunk enough to raise an eyebrow at her, daring her to cop more of an attitude]
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Orrr you could let me buy you one an' we'll be even.
[ not for ulterior motives at all, nope ]
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Well, if that one comes back, you've got a deal.
[tentacle chick is ttly offended now, because why don't they just pay for her to do another one? Is the gist of what she squawks, or so Yoruichi gathers]
[Yoruichi throws back another drink, then shrugs]
Variety? And she's more my type--no offense.
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[ or at least it would be if the tentacles weren't... getting steadily more suffocating and she's basically all over him too so
there's no way this is gonna end well ]
Hey, ah-- orrr we could take off. Yumichika's not gonna be happy if I'm late.
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[Yoruichi ignores being called rude]
[inconsiderate]
[unappreciative of true art]
[being called jealous just makes her laugh]
[desperate gets an eyeroll]
[but being told she couldn't possibly make a living at this job because no one would pay to see her?]
[Yoruichi deliberately puts down her drink and narrows her eyes]
...what did you just say to me?
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okay seriously though yoruichi could rip alien stripper's head off with both arms tied behind her back
but is he really obligated to stop a catfigh--
actually ow. ow. stripper's forgetting there's a dude under all those tentacles ]
We could just go. Going sounds like a good idea.
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