Comments | gargleblasted: I wanna drive the Zamboni... | [Accidental Video]

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I wanna drive the Zamboni... | [Accidental Video] | [Backdated]

Nov 27, 2011 21:58

[The video begins with a blurry view of an ice rink. After a moment it focuses and it's clear whoever is holding the Guide is riding the Zamboni. Except it seems to be going a little faster than usual.]

Uh... Fenris? You might want to hit the brakes and slow down a little.

I would be happy to oblige, as soon as I can locate whatever it is you’ ( Read more... )

fenris, dante sparda

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lyriumbranded November 28 2011, 04:07:10 UTC

[What is going on? Why is the room spinning? Why has he spilled out of the Zamboni and is surrounded by chunks of broken ice rink and shards of his pride?

Oh, right, because driving Zambonis are hard.

He lifts himself off the ground, groaning a little, and assuming that Dante is somewhere near him. One would hope, at least.]

What did you do?

[Yes, somehow this is all your fault, sir.]

crazy_about_it November 28 2011, 04:10:31 UTC

[Dante is in a little better shape, thanks to demon healing, so he's just sitting in the wreckage, staring.]

Well shit. There goes another job.

... What do you mean what did I do? You were driving!!

lyriumbranded November 28 2011, 04:16:56 UTC

[He turns to cast his sharp gaze in the direction of Dante, trying his best to ignore something of a throbbing head.]

And whose idea was it to see who could 'drive' the fastest? Who had the fastest 'laps'?

crazy_about_it November 28 2011, 04:22:31 UTC

... Shut up.

[He gets up and starts looking over the damage.]

You could've said no.

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Video sumireverse November 28 2011, 04:47:15 UTC

D-DANTE-SAN!!! [NO BRO NO]

Re: Video crazy_about_it November 28 2011, 04:48:44 UTC

[Dante is still standing near the wreckage.]

No need to yell. I'm all right.

Re: Video sumireverse November 28 2011, 04:51:02 UTC

Oh... Okay. That's good, but I don't think the vehicle is...?

Re: Video crazy_about_it November 28 2011, 04:52:44 UTC

... Yeah. I think it's totaled. [Sigh.]

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research_study November 28 2011, 09:17:05 UTC

[Of course Eirin is there...she's got hockey to practice.

But it seems like she might not get the chance, today.]

You know, that thing is important for the upkeep of this place.

crazy_about_it November 29 2011, 00:42:43 UTC

Yeah, we know. We've been driving it all month.

research_study November 29 2011, 09:23:16 UTC

An entire month and you still don't know how to use it? Goodness.

I do hope you don't have any broken bones. I'd hate to have to heal anyone before I practice.

crazy_about_it November 30 2011, 04:20:55 UTC

Well, we know how to use it, it just kind of got away from us. Ice can be slippery, you know?

No broken bones here. I don't think Fenris broke anything either.

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1/3 fallentrueson November 28 2011, 14:36:56 UTC

[What the?]

2/3 fallentrueson November 28 2011, 14:38:21 UTC

[That was his younger brother. And friend, apparently. Driving a high-speed... zamboni? How does he feel about this?

Oh, wait. Right.]

3/3 fallentrueson November 28 2011, 14:40:23 UTC

Pft. [That pause? Yes, he is laughing. Honestly laughing, too. Just the reactions of those two together. What were they even trying to do?]

I hope one of you has a license.

Re: 3/3 crazy_about_it November 29 2011, 00:44:32 UTC

[Vergil. Laughing. Kinda scary.]

You don't need a license, smart ass. Not unless you take it out on the road.

...Which we weren't even thinking about doing.

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[Video] apathetic_seal November 28 2011, 17:08:07 UTC

...I wasn't aware those things could move that fast.

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it November 29 2011, 00:45:14 UTC

Learn something new every day, huh?

Re: [Video] apathetic_seal November 29 2011, 01:44:21 UTC

I guess.

Still begs the question of how it got up to that speed. Did you want to get the job done fast or something?

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it November 29 2011, 02:09:16 UTC

Kind of. The faster it's done, the better, right?

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