[See Kiriko. See Kiriko lovingly dusting a rather expensive-looking Cello before warmup. He's in the Sapphire Theatre, one of the replacement members of the Orchestra. One wouldn't know by looking at him, but the Doctor is somewhat of a master musician, and this has been his favourite mission yet. He turns to the Guide and smiles cheerfully.]
I must say that I've been very impressed with the Refugee orchestra members this month. Even with the varying ranges in experience, you've all done splendid work, and I wanted to congratulate you all. [Except you, Remilia.]
...Ah, that reminds me. Has anyone had a good look at our new piece?
[He picks up their latest score as if to read off the title - and... well... finds himself at a bit of a loss for words.]
[There's a long pause as he seriously looks over the 'song.'
"Insert Peanuts."
"Release the penguins."
"Have a nice day."
Well, that's the first time a musical score has told him to have a nice day, at least.]
...
...Please tell me this is a joke.
[But part of him already knows that it is as serious as the grave. Well... it was his favourite mission. The feed ends.]
[
Full version for the curious. No, contrary to popular belief, this isn't the Touhou song, but it is a real composition. That people
have (unsuccessfully) played. Have fun with that, orchestra.]