number two [video/action]

[evilplans]

[The guide cuts on to a video showing nothing but a window. It's been placed on the ground, with the sound of rummaging in the background. With a low evil laughter, there's a sudden movement, and a rock sails through said window!]Mwaaahahahahahahaha! That troll was correct! If all missions are like this, then it should be smooth sailing for Mojo

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PERMAVIDEO

[purrinpumpkin]

[You're just getting a weird look, Mojo]

Huh?

PERMAVIDEO

[evilplans]

[turning back to his guide, he is!]

What is it? Why are you going "huh"?

[purrinpumpkin]

If it's a job Thor gave you then it doesn't count as a crime, ya know.~

[evilplans]

That is what I had figured! However, it was once a crime, and a very satisfying one as well. Smashing, breaking, destroying! Throwing rocks may be a very basic version of this, however it is just as fulfilling!

Action if it's ok?

[seethemoon]

...That was my window.

definitely okay!

[evilplans]

Was it? Ooh, I'm sorry!

[seethemoon]

Somehow I doubt that. Are you going to fix it?

[evilplans]

Oh, I would, but that is not my job. Perhaps there is a window repairsman that you can speak to about this broken window.

[Action]

[weekwizard]

[After Loki did the same thing a week or so back, Patchouli... would have no toleration for her classroom windows being broken. Again.]

[So that rock he threw? It's rocketing back. Except larger. And on fire.]

[Action]

[evilplans]

[CURSES. THE FIRE MAKES THINGS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE FOR HIM, BOTH IN PAIN AND IN JUST LOOKING AT IT.

...and this is NOT how the rock was thrown in! What the heck!]

Re: [Action]

[weekwizard]

[Because magic.]

[And now the one who threw the rock is going to look out the window, to see who it was.]

[...Ah. Green monkey.]

You have five seconds to explain yourself before I burn your fur off completely, ape.

[The rock, in the meantime, may or may not have actually hit. She just threw it back in the direction it came.]

Re: [Action]

[evilplans]

[It missed him by that much, and Mojo just avoided dealing with pain that he has not felt since... well, ok, since he left Earth. Who was the one who had... a girl?]

It is my current profession and I am getting paid for it. Now it is your time to explain how you were able to do that to my rock!

[VIDEO]

[lovesagoodmisog]

Breaking windows already?

So you're that kind of baseball player, huh?

[VIDEO]

[evilplans]

Yes! My throwing arm has actually improved quite well since I started this job.

Re: [VIDEO]

[lovesagoodmisog]

That's good. Just try not to overdo it; you don't wanna pull a muscle or hurt yourself or anything.

Re: [VIDEO]

[evilplans]

I am not worried about that, there is no way I could possibly be hurt by this job!

[everyone else is going to hurt him but that is beside the point!]

video;

[ineuphony]

It might be your job, but if you smash one of my windows - I'm punching your lights out.

video;

[evilplans]

Ha! A simple little girl's punch cannot hurt more than the punches I have felt from those superpowered girls! [though theirs are less powered by courage and more by... chemical x...]

Re: video;

[ineuphony]

Try it and we'll see how it feels.

Re: video;

[evilplans]

I will!

As soon as I finish my route that I am currently restricted to tossing rocks to so that I may be paid for my work.