[Anonymous text | Filtered away from Suì-Fēng]
Attention all men of the S.S. Thor!
A terrible affliction affecting only the male members of all species is currently sweeping through the ship, a wasting disease of the vital regions that leaves the unfortunate victim of the disease unable to procreate or engage in coitus at all.
It is essential for your health and wellbeing that you get tested immediately so that - if you are afflicted - we can administer treatment at the closest opportunity and prevent this painful, debilitating disease from taking hold.
Please deliver a sperm sample to the appropriate clinic - directions to follow at the end of this announcement - where our resident expert will be able to promptly commence testing.
Thank you and have a nice day.
[OOC: Assume directions to the genetic material clinic delivered at the end of the text. Izaya signed Suì-Fēng up to donate genetic material as this month's job in retaliation for her signing him up to work as a bustier-wearing serving wench, she then rather violently insisted that Izaya provide the samples, but he doesn't want to do it himself so...voila]
A terrible affliction affecting only the male members of all species is currently sweeping through the ship, a wasting disease of the vital regions that leaves the unfortunate victim of the disease unable to procreate or engage in coitus at all.
It is essential for your health and wellbeing that you get tested immediately so that - if you are afflicted - we can administer treatment at the closest opportunity and prevent this painful, debilitating disease from taking hold.
Please deliver a sperm sample to the appropriate clinic - directions to follow at the end of this announcement - where our resident expert will be able to promptly commence testing.
Thank you and have a nice day.
[OOC: Assume directions to the genetic material clinic delivered at the end of the text. Izaya signed Suì-Fēng up to donate genetic material as this month's job in retaliation for her signing him up to work as a bustier-wearing serving wench, she then rather violently insisted that Izaya provide the samples, but he doesn't want to do it himself so...voila]