[ Greetings, refugees! Today those of you onboard the merry S.S. Thor will be greeted with a most wondrous sight in either person or video. Or both if you're fortunate enough! ]
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We are the dancing queens! And this is a cut to save your eyes and connection! )
Swiiiiiiiiiiitch! Oi, what took you so long?! We were all waiting for you, and- why are you even dancing, huh?! This isn't Genesis!
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[ JUST AS PLANNED ]
Sorry, I was off helping a pregnant lady to the hospital. And I should be the one asking you that! lol
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You're really late, y'know. Himeko won't - [dancing dancing] - let you off easy at all.
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[ It just isn't the same without flippers... ]
And she was a very nice pregnant lady. Except for the part where she gave me a Pelollipop. That wasn't so nice.
[ Dance, dance 'til you're dead! ]
That's not good. I should try to appease her then. Do you think that Pelollipop I got will work?
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But c'mon, don't tell me you actually danced to attract our attention! WOULDN'T A [butt shake] REGULAR POST WOULD HAVE DONE JUST AS WELL?! JUST DO A TEXT POST OR SOMETHING, WON'T YOU!
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[ wave wave wave ]
Text? Okay, if you [ more butt shaking] say so.
[ No longer doing the arm movements in favor of typing! Bossun, you have a message incoming! And it says... ]
hiii bossun hiii! ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ
just texting like you asked lol (⌒▽⌒)
anyway i should ask this now ( '-' )( ,_, )
do you where himeko is? ( ?´_ゝ`)
i should say hi before she makes a dramatic entry on my head (´;ω;`)
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[ KARATE CHOP TO THE HEEEEEEAAAAADDDDDDDD ]
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UBOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
[ IT'S A ONE HIT WONDER! The guy now flat on the floor can attest to that. ]
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(I thought I was going to vanish there...) [ starts dancing again ] Sorry, I was off helping an old man cross the street. But I got something on the way. Here.
[ Have a peace offering Pellolipop candy, mackerel miso flavored! ]
And well, I'm here now? What were you two up to anyway while I was put on a bus?
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And you, SWIIIIIIITCH! What'dya mean, put on a bus?! You're here now, stop making character references on your first appearance! IF YOU GOTTA HAVE A FLIMSY EXCUSE, STICK TO ONE! AND HOW COME THE WORLD'S DESTROYED BUT WE STILL GOTTA KEP PELLOLIPOP CANDY?! AND WHY ARE WE STILL DANCING?!
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But they're both true! I didn't get a Pelollipop from him though. He just hobbled away into the next traffic-filled street. [ shake shake shake ] And you should ask Himeko and her tastes that if you wanna know the answer.
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We even had an intro together! [w... waving]
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