Not-a-Brittanyism #surprise || (Accidently Not!Filtered From Kaldur)

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Brittany is making a very kicked-puppy look into the camera]

I...um...need some advice.

[She sighs heavily, looking down]

Okay, so I have this friend.  This really, really good friend.  One of my best, even.  Who I sorta kinda flirted with while the Drive was activated.    And it's not that I don't think he's hot or anything, 'cause I totally do,

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[urnotafraid]

Well, you could try to apologize in a letter or a singing telegram.

[lovesagoodmisog]

[...that's actually not a bad idea; she perks up a little]

I don't know if I can find any telegrams that sing, but a letter might help.

[urnotafraid]

The thing with a singing telegram is that you get one of those recording cards and record yourself singing and then send it to him.

[lovesagoodmisog]

...you think he'd like that?

[Oh, God. She'd do it, too....]

[urnotafraid]

Why wouldn't he? You are a good singer and I'm sure you can find the right song just for him.

[ Is big brother Sho giving bad advice now? ]

[lovesagoodmisog]

I'll...think about it.

If I can find the right one.

[Not so much "bad" as "potentially embarrassing for poor Kal"]

[urnotafraid]

There's got to be hundreds of sorry let's try again songs out there, right?

[ Ah, well Kal needs to just relax a little, that's all. ]

[lovesagoodmisog]

Yeah. Which just makes finding one even harder.

[Pff. That'll be the day.]

[urnotafraid]

Huh. Try the eeney, meeney, mineey, moe method?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Is that Spanish?

[urnotafraid]

No, it's a choosing game. It's sort of like 'rock, paper, scissors' but for objects.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I knew a rock once. He was a really good listener when it came to this sort of thing.

[...it's true. *sob*]

[urnotafraid]

I bet he was.

[ And Sho does not laugh at this. ]

[lovesagoodmisog]

I miss him sometimes.

[You're such a good big brother, Sho. T~T]

[urnotafraid]

It is hard to find someone that's a good listener. But if you just want to talk, I'll be here.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I know. And it totally helps. Really.