Every month should be like this | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[It's after the dinner rush at La Pizza Loca, and chef Dante is taking a break in the kitchen.]

Best. Job. Ever.

Too bad the month is almost over.

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video;

[fallentrueson]

[Do you eat anything else? Ever?]

Re: video;

[crazy_about_it]

[Yes. There's also strawberry sundaes.]

How's the popsicle thing working out for you?

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[fallentrueson]

[Eat real food!]

He's determined to get rid of them before the month ends.

Re: video;

[crazy_about_it]

[Mind your own business.]

You're gonna have permanent brain freeze.

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[fallentrueson]

[Make me.]

And you're going to die of a heart attack.

Re: video;

[crazy_about_it]

[Here we go again.]

Doubt it. If I was gonna, I probably would have already.

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[fallentrueson]

There's still time for that. You've already gotten slower.

[Time to troll the little brother.]

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[crazy_about_it]

Bullshit. I'm still faster than you, old man.

[Older by minutes, but who's counting?]

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[fallentrueson]

[WTF, bro?]

"Old"? [I'll give you old, Dante.]

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[crazy_about_it]

... Older than me.

[All talk and no action, bro?]

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[fallentrueson]

And apparently smarter.

[Video is already moving as he talks. Hope you've been practicing.]

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[crazy_about_it]

Just 'cause I don't want to spend all my time reading boring books.

[Where are you going? Oh wait...]

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[fallentrueson]

I'll keep that in mind.

[TOO LATE, DANTE. The video display cuts out, because Vergil comes storming into the restaurant and--despite protests--right back to the kitchen.

Dante gets about a half-second warning before Vergil teleports forward and goes to punch him in the face.]

Re: video;

[crazy_about_it]

[Dante had already dropped his Guide when he heard the commotion in the restaurant, but he wasn't expecting the teleport.

He goes flying across the kitchen and slams into the freezer door. He doesn't go down though.]

Dammit Vergil!

[And he's going to go for a flying kick.]

[fallentrueson]

[You should have been ready, Dante!

Vergil is still standing where he stopped after hitting Dante, and when the twin comes flying at him, he steps back enough to grab Dante's leg and throw his momentum forward, trying to keep that kick going past him and into the kitchen again.

It's basically like saying hello.]

[crazy_about_it]

[When Dante feels his leg grabbed he immediately reaches out to grab onto Vergil anywhere he can.

If he's going down, he's taking Vergil with him.]