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♠ Thirteen | Voice

Oct 20, 2011 16:50

[ Someone sounds annoyed. He is swearing in a garbled mixture of Mandarin and Japanese which - if there is an filter on the Guide - sounds like he is reciting a shopping list. For those without the filter, it is definitely very explicit and goes on for about five minutes before he starts repeating himself. At that point there is a loud thud and ( Read more... )

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[voice/action?] HI ANOTHER JAILBIRD HERE onehotkappa October 21 2011, 21:02:05 UTC

Why the fuck would you ever stop smoking? Let 'em complain, it's not your problem.

But if you do set your ass on fire, leave me the rest of your smokes first.

[action] oho~ the more the merrier~ urnotafraid October 22 2011, 01:31:11 UTC

Wife had been nagging about it for years and since I have only a couple left, I figured I could give it a shot. And who the fuck says I'm gonna set myself in fire? That's fucking stupid.

Re: [action] onehotkappa October 22 2011, 08:42:24 UTC

Then give me the rest of your smokes anyway. I'm not quitting.

Hell, it'd be more entertaining than anything else going on in here. I say try it.

Re: [action] /late reply is late cuz of dead computer urnotafraid November 2 2011, 04:04:23 UTC

[ Just stares. ] No.

[ But despite the response, he does hand over a smoke anyways. ] So they won't bring in any exotic dancers to relieve the boredom? That's just not cool.

Re: [action] no worries /o/ onehotkappa November 5 2011, 00:41:14 UTC

Hey, thanks. I got a lighter in my cell, so I promise I won't let it go to waste.

[accepts the smoke and pockets it for later]

How 'bout you get up on that table and dance instead? Closest thing, right?

[action] \o/ urnotafraid November 5 2011, 01:45:25 UTC

You better not or I may have to get mean.

[ Just stares at him some more. ]

No fucking way.

Re: [action] onehotkappa November 5 2011, 01:48:31 UTC

Gotta say, I'm not too worried.

[leers.]

C'mon. For the rest of us.

[various tentacled alien inmates may be encouraging this idea, too.]

Re: [action] urnotafraid November 5 2011, 01:54:52 UTC

Then you must have ice in your veins.

[ He really needs to do something about his pretty boy image, doesn't he? ]

How boring.

Re: [action] onehotkappa November 5 2011, 01:56:14 UTC

Or I'm just not a goddamn wimp.

[yes, that might help. Especially while in jail.]

Not for us, and like you said, we need the entertainment.

Re: [action] urnotafraid November 5 2011, 02:02:33 UTC

That's good for you until someone messes you up.

[ Flips open his lighter and studies the flame. ]

You go first and maybe I'll consider it.

Re: [action] onehotkappa November 5 2011, 02:13:26 UTC

Y'know, you're crap at being threatening.

[leans back comfortably, watching him.]

Nah. Think you're the favourite here.

Re: [action] urnotafraid November 5 2011, 02:26:13 UTC

It never was my strong suit.

[ Closes the lighter and opens it again. ]

Hardly. They're just blind.

Re: [action] onehotkappa November 5 2011, 02:27:09 UTC

Don't worry, I'm sure it'll work on kids, at least.

Blind and fucking bored.

Re: [action] urnotafraid November 5 2011, 02:56:36 UTC

Nah, kids love me.

Then tell 'em to get stuffed. I don't dance.

Re: [action] onehotkappa November 5 2011, 03:12:20 UTC

Really don't get why they would.

Tell 'em yourself. You look like the type.

Re: [action] urnotafraid November 5 2011, 06:17:41 UTC

Neither do I.

[ Closes the lighter, gives the wiggling blob alien people a look and opens his lighter. ]

There are a lot of things I can do, but dancing is not one of them. Maybe they should have a talent contest. Those extra limbs might be good for something.

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