[Do you guys like dark, foggy, spooky graveyards? Well here's one with Kamui in it. He's covered from head to toe in dirt, and is currently sitting on a tombstone whilst casually munching on a delicious sandwich. The dirty shovel near by suggests he's taking a break from whatever shitty job he's doing this month. He will now pause between bites and chat with you.]
Y'know, I got kind of excited when I first heard about this planet. Fighting weird monsters might have been pretty fun, but I haven't run into a single one. The natives just gave me weird looks when I asked them about it. Well, I guess that's not really too surprising.
[another bite om nom]
Am I just looking in the wrong places? I figured takin' a job in a graveyard would be a sure fire way to run into something dangerous. At least zombies or something. Well, I guess that's more of a C*pcom thing, isn't it. Well, whatever. Zombies wouldn't be too strong anyway, I imagine.
[another bite mmm this is a good sandwich]
Has anybody else had better luck? I'm getting pretty bored-
[aaand that's about when there's a loud snarling noise. Kamui looks up from his sandwich, only to be tackled from behind by a few of
these ugly motherfuckers. The guide is knocked over and the feed ends THE END]
[and nothing of value was lost]