Third Song: Manly Meat! [Video]
[Gakupo sets his guide down onto the counter and picks up a rather large butcher knife. His hair net is barely containing all of his hair, so it only holds his ponytail while the rest of his hair is completely slicked back.
He crosses his arms over his white apron, looking puzzled.]
You know, they never really give you instructions on how to cut this stuff. Do humans actually eat this?! It looks gross...
[There's commotion behind him, probably his superior by the look Gakupo gives him.] Keep your tentacles on! Goodness. [He uncrosses his arms and furiously chops the meat up. Hands are flying left and right! Up and down! Diagonally! Inside out! And it looks like there are white flakes in the mix, only they aren't flakes. It's rice!
Once he's done, he shows off his creation.]
All done! [Gakupo is just grinning at his work, but it fades when he turns around.] ...what? Don't you like it?
He crosses his arms over his white apron, looking puzzled.]
You know, they never really give you instructions on how to cut this stuff. Do humans actually eat this?! It looks gross...
[There's commotion behind him, probably his superior by the look Gakupo gives him.] Keep your tentacles on! Goodness. [He uncrosses his arms and furiously chops the meat up. Hands are flying left and right! Up and down! Diagonally! Inside out! And it looks like there are white flakes in the mix, only they aren't flakes. It's rice!
Once he's done, he shows off his creation.]
All done! [Gakupo is just grinning at his work, but it fades when he turns around.] ...what? Don't you like it?