Comments | gargleblasted: Session #5: Another Brick in the Wall

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Session #5: Another Brick in the Wall | [audio]

Oct 04, 2011 11:01

Alright. Apparently I'm a high school teacher this month thanks to this piece of crap and I need the money.

So here's the deal: [A pause, because Spike is smoking again.] Bring me food, bring me cigarettes and we'll call it even. But don't bring me those funny alien smokes, I'm not gonna be putting up with any funny business. Bonus points if it's ( Read more... )

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[audio] goneonenight October 4 2011, 17:32:00 UTC

[chuckles]

You'll wind up being someone's favorite teacher at that rate.

[audio] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 20:57:45 UTC

Yeah, I really want that.

Re: [audio] goneonenight October 5 2011, 03:18:17 UTC

Hey, better evaluations could mean better pay.

Re: [audio] eyeinthepast October 5 2011, 17:05:17 UTC

Is that how things work around here?

This might not be so bad after all...

[Audio] research_study October 4 2011, 17:32:25 UTC

Just what might the children learn from all of this, then?

[Audio] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 20:58:29 UTC

What, you want me to teach them how to shoot a gun? That sounds like a great idea.

[Audio] research_study October 4 2011, 22:49:27 UTC

Hmmm...perhaps a bit of training in self-defense would do them well?

Though I suppose resourcefulness in procuring items while on-board this ship could be helpful to them as well.

[That tone? She's pretty much making fun of you, Spike.]

[Audio] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 23:24:31 UTC

[Oh, he can tell.]

Whatever, lady. Teaching's not really my thing.

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[Audio] recluserose October 4 2011, 19:12:32 UTC

They allow people with no teaching experience to actually TEACH? [Offended high school teacher is offended]

And you shouldn't encourage children to smoke!

[Audio] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 20:59:12 UTC

Hey, lady, I wasn't telling anyone to smoke, I was just telling them to bring me cigarettes! That's not even the same thing!

Re: [Audio] recluserose October 4 2011, 21:37:46 UTC

It's an indirect influence, intentional or not.

Re: [Audio] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 22:06:07 UTC

So? Can't they think for themselves?

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[ audio ] growflowers October 4 2011, 19:52:27 UTC

I have found the beef and noodles, but I do not know which of the 'smokes' you would like! There are many different kinds!

[ background noise would imply she is AT THE STORE RIGHT NOW ]

[ audio ] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 21:00:00 UTC

[Oh wow, this kid's good.]

Uh, normal ones? The box is red at the top and white at the bottom.

Re: [ audio ] growflowers October 4 2011, 22:35:09 UTC

[ the reply doesn't come for a few minutes, and then... ]

They will not allow me to purchase them.

Re: [ audio ] eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 23:30:03 UTC

Don't worry 'bout it. The food's fine.

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nothing_is_grey October 4 2011, 21:35:41 UTC

That is highly inappropriate, at least try to act like a proper teacher.

eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 22:08:59 UTC

Does it even matter? There'll be a new teacher in a month.

nothing_is_grey October 4 2011, 22:19:20 UTC

Of course it matters, you should at least try to do your job well. It doesn't matter if there will be new teachers or not.

eyeinthepast October 4 2011, 23:33:24 UTC

What if this is the best I can do?

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