VIDEO; 2. oo9 ☇ yip yip yip yap yap kids with no housetraining can pee where they like

[nostray]

[obnoxious sniggering and a whole lot of visual jostling]

[finally, the feed settles... on fleshy mounds poking out through two holes cut in a sheet of black material. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to some little buttocks. they wiggle along with the audio]

Hey, lookit me! M'a shinigami! Pleased t'meet ya, everyone! If ya need me, I'll be around.

Comments

[Video]

[damnwerecat]

[...

That is an ass.

That is an ass sticking out of a Shinigami's hakama.

Someone help him, Byakuya is going to blow a gasket. Even if he is stuck on a ship and wearing Jii-sama's clothes, what is going oooon]

You defile the name, idiot.

Re: [Video]

[nopup]

[feeds pops up!

to an INTENSE BUSINESSMAN FACE]

Whassat? Sorry, Mr. Shinigami ain't around right now. Yer gonna hafta leave a message.

[Video]

[damnwerecat]

Mister Shinigami was never around because they would have to be completely out of their minds to let someone like you into the ranks in the first place.

Re: [Video]

[nopup]

Naaaah, yer gettin' it all wrong. Ain't like it was me or anythin'. M'just his personal assisstant.

[music_and_leeks]

Hi!

[nopup]

[STILL SNIGGERING]

Yeah, hey!

[music_and_leeks]

Im Miku! Whats youw name?

[nopup]

...Renji. Good t'meet ya.

[ierasecircles]

I'm telling!

[nopup]

Oh yeah? Go ahead.

[ierasecircles]

I am!

[nopup]

I'm waitin'.

[mi_wo_kudaku]

That isn't funny.

[nopup]

Sure it i-- [...i.... is that a shinigami]

[welp]

... Wazzen me.

[mi_wo_kudaku]

It was you. Who are you?

[nopup]

... Nobody.

[lolicharmywitch]

What's a shinigami?

[nopup]

I jus' showed ya!

[lolicharmywitch]

No you didn't!

[nopup]

I did! Showed ya in perfect detail!