12 ✖ motherfucking monday (video)

[nostandards]

[on screen now is a tiny little blonde girl, facing the same problem that everyone else seems to be having! namely, her current clothes are way too big for her current state of being. this is possibly the most covered the angel will ever be seen. however, as she's only been affected in body, she seems to have a much, much more pressing matter on her mind as she turns to the Guide with a panicked expression.]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET LAID LIKE THIS?!

[priorities.]