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[The following is sent to all Guides along with being posted in the new arrival's area, on each level of the residential areas and anywhere else that sees a lot of foot traffic]
PAPERWORK COMPLETION SERVICE
If you find that the SS Thor's reliance on paperwork leaves you bewildered, even overwhelmed, then you need worry no longer. I, Kyoya Ohtori, am offering my time and experience in dealing with so-called "boring" matters to fellow residents of this ship who may feel that the paperwork aspect of life here is holding them back.
Naturally, I will be expecting payment for my time but I assure you I am a reasonable gentleman so I'm sure we will be able to come to an agreement that suits both parties. After all, this is designed for mutual gain.
If this is something that interests you, please don't hesitate to contact me via my Guide or in person. If I am not in my assigned room I will most likely be at 8-10.
[This next part goes out as video]
Since Kaoru was kind enough to alert you all to my presence, in case you had missed it previously, I feel it only polite that I offer a response.
Therefore, if you are acquainted with Kaoru Hitachiin, Haruhi Fujioka or Renge Houshakouji I would be grateful if you would make yourself known to me. After all, if you have earned their approval then you are evidentially someone I should take interest in.
[Albeit not for the reasons you might expect. Is "Mommy" checking up on his charges' associates? You'd better believe it]
PAPERWORK COMPLETION SERVICE
If you find that the SS Thor's reliance on paperwork leaves you bewildered, even overwhelmed, then you need worry no longer. I, Kyoya Ohtori, am offering my time and experience in dealing with so-called "boring" matters to fellow residents of this ship who may feel that the paperwork aspect of life here is holding them back.
Naturally, I will be expecting payment for my time but I assure you I am a reasonable gentleman so I'm sure we will be able to come to an agreement that suits both parties. After all, this is designed for mutual gain.
If this is something that interests you, please don't hesitate to contact me via my Guide or in person. If I am not in my assigned room I will most likely be at 8-10.
[This next part goes out as video]
Since Kaoru was kind enough to alert you all to my presence, in case you had missed it previously, I feel it only polite that I offer a response.
Therefore, if you are acquainted with Kaoru Hitachiin, Haruhi Fujioka or Renge Houshakouji I would be grateful if you would make yourself known to me. After all, if you have earned their approval then you are evidentially someone I should take interest in.
[Albeit not for the reasons you might expect. Is "Mommy" checking up on his charges' associates? You'd better believe it]