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[gotsmelledlater]

[Today, Thor, you might see a ten-year-old kid with his hat turned backwards and in his hands, a roll of duct tape. But why? It's because this idiot isn't really good at changing diapers at all whatsoever, and he's using the duct tape to pretty much, well... help him out.]

Man, this really is a job for Brocko... [He then sighs, and finally tapes

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[mashyspikes]

[The most unhelpful refugee you could ever have responding to this is now showing up on your guide.]

Duct tape! Bloody useful thing, that, isn't it? [He had a job which required for him to "use" it, recently.]

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[gotsmelledlater]

Well... yeah, but I don't have anymore duct tape.

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[mashyspikes]

Oh, well. That's a shame; I suppose you'd better run out and buy more, then, hm?

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[gotsmelledlater]

But I don't got any money yet... [LE SIGH]

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[want_some_pie]

[Dean has a small amount of experience with babies, but it's better than nothing, right?]

There's no good way. Just keep your fingers out of the poop, and make sure to wipe it clean.

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[gotsmelledlater]

Well, okay... [Ash is going to be forever a failure with these babies.]

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[want_some_pie]

And I don't think duct tape's really your best choice, either.

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[gotsmelledlater]

Then what'm I supposed to do?

voice;

[overcomplex]

Wait. You're... using duct tape with diapers?

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[gotsmelledlater]

Well, it was better than what I was usin' before!

[sound_council]

Duck-tape diapers? I pity the children you're attending to.

[gotsmelledlater]

Well, I dunno who t' put 'em on, and all I had was duct tape.

[sound_council]

...perhaps I could show you.

[gotsmelledlater]

Well, I guess that'd help!

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

Blimey! What are you doing?

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

Stop! Stop that this instant! You don't use duct tape on diapers!

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[gotsmelledlater]

Well, what else 'm I supposed to do?

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[Right. Ten year old kid can't help not knowing.]

To not use duct tape, for starters. Why did you sign on for this job if you're not qualified?

[Sigh.]

The diapers should have adhesives on them, so what you do is--

[He mimes how to change a diaper and gives instructions. When he is finished, he looks expectantly at Ash.]

There you have it. Simple.