The Fifth Case ~ [Video]

[queens_guarddog]

This ship is mad. I don't know how anyone gets anything done with everyone - [He sneezes into a handkerchief, looking aggravated.] Between my idiotic jobs, I have been searching for the leader - or would it be captain? - of this contraption.

[He steeples his fingers and leans forward. With his head tilted forward slightly, he murmurs.]If

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[ineuphony]

Leader...? -- Oh, you mean the Captain Fluffums?

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[queens_guarddog]

Captain...Fluffums? [What kind of title is that?] Are you acquainted with him?

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[ineuphony]

[a cute one!]

No, but I've spoken to him once and the other Captains! They're pretty cute, if you ask me.

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[queens_guarddog]

I'm not particularly interested in their appearance or personality. [Well, he is a little interested in their personalities.] How do I contact them?

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[ineuphony]

Gee, I don't really know. [she scratches her head.] -- They make a rare appearance and with a ship this size, it'll take ages to locate where they are.

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[queens_guarddog]

Then I will let my dog do my work for me.

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[ineuphony]

Oh, you have a dog?

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[queens_guarddog]

Yes. His name is Sebastian.

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[ineuphony]

Cute! I have pets of my own, too. Two cats, actually.

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[queens_guarddog]

He isn't what I would call cute. [He sighs.] I don't like cats.

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[ineuphony]

-- Huh? But he's your pet, isn't it? Why wouldn't he be cute?

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[queens_guarddog]

He's my guard-dog. Guard-dogs, by definition, are not meant to be cute.

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[ineuphony]

Maybe not, but that doesn't stop a person from viewing them as cute.

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[queens_guarddog]

He wouldn't appreciate the term.

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[ineuphony]

Oh, I guess that's too bad. I'm sure he's a good dog, regardless.

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[queens_guarddog]

He follows my orders flawlessly.