Chapter Three! [VIDEO] /PRIVATE TO KAKASHI BUT NOT REALLY
[The Guide camera comes on and focuses on a gigantic white mane of hair. It's rustling about the lens as the owner appears to be setting something up.]
Kehehehe...I do hope you all don't mind. I'm setting this up for the sake of the interview! So act natural!
[There's some laughter of a decidedly...feminine nature. Followed by a low cackle belonging to a certain sage.]
[When he steps away, the camera focuses on four incredibly...voluptuous young women. Let it be known that this is an understatement.]
[Jiraiya, grinning smugly, sits across from the four of them on a chair and brandishes a very official looking notebook.]
Alright then ladies! As you're all well aware, I've been painstakingly interviewing qualified people for the head of KARMA's personal secretary. It's a very esteemed position, you know! So, we want someone who...fills out the position perfectly.
Now...if you'd be so kind, I'd really enjoy seeing your qualifications!
[The first woman giggles and hands over her resumé...while bending over low enough to give Jiraiya a pretty good cleavage shot. The next is bold enough to present her resume by setting it directly in his lap. The third stands to give hers over and noticeably hikes up her skirt in doing so. And the fourth...well, the fourth appears to procure it from hammerspace from below the front of her low cut suitjacket.]
[Which pops a few buttons open in the process, which leads to giggling.]
[The girls aren't the one who is giggling.]
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Now, from this point on, I'll need to speak to each of you privately to guage your skills! Kahahahaha!
[Jiraiya stands up now, and when he turns to the camera, blood is freely flowing from his nostrils. He gives the most ecstatic thumbs up to the Guide before shutting it off.]
(OOC: This was supposed to be private to Kakashi, but Jiraiya decided to openly advertise it to the network. Also, these four lovely young ladies don't have to be the only ones he interviews, so feel free to drop by and try out for the job!)
Kehehehe...I do hope you all don't mind. I'm setting this up for the sake of the interview! So act natural!
[There's some laughter of a decidedly...feminine nature. Followed by a low cackle belonging to a certain sage.]
[When he steps away, the camera focuses on four incredibly...voluptuous young women. Let it be known that this is an understatement.]
[Jiraiya, grinning smugly, sits across from the four of them on a chair and brandishes a very official looking notebook.]
Alright then ladies! As you're all well aware, I've been painstakingly interviewing qualified people for the head of KARMA's personal secretary. It's a very esteemed position, you know! So, we want someone who...fills out the position perfectly.
Now...if you'd be so kind, I'd really enjoy seeing your qualifications!
[The first woman giggles and hands over her resumé...while bending over low enough to give Jiraiya a pretty good cleavage shot. The next is bold enough to present her resume by setting it directly in his lap. The third stands to give hers over and noticeably hikes up her skirt in doing so. And the fourth...well, the fourth appears to procure it from hammerspace from below the front of her low cut suitjacket.]
[Which pops a few buttons open in the process, which leads to giggling.]
[The girls aren't the one who is giggling.]
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Now, from this point on, I'll need to speak to each of you privately to guage your skills! Kahahahaha!
[Jiraiya stands up now, and when he turns to the camera, blood is freely flowing from his nostrils. He gives the most ecstatic thumbs up to the Guide before shutting it off.]
(OOC: This was supposed to be private to Kakashi, but Jiraiya decided to openly advertise it to the network. Also, these four lovely young ladies don't have to be the only ones he interviews, so feel free to drop by and try out for the job!)