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[mysecrethobby]

[Here, Thor, have an irritated German man:]

The paperwork in this place is an absolute clerical nightmare. The redundancy among the so-called necessary forms is utterly asinine, and the color-coding system is a complete farce. If you ask me the whole thing has been designed to create as much confusion and chaos as possible, because they're doing

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[fillyia]

Well, if you're looking to find nations, I'm sure it won't take long before you run into another one.

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[mysecrethobby]

[There is a talking pony. A purple talking pony. He would probably be more weirded out, except that after the Vogons, a talking purple pony seems normal by comparison. At least it's familiar.]

Ja, you are correct. I have already managed to find several.

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[fillyia]

[as familiar as a unicorn can be?]

That's good to hear. There are a lot of you guys here, after all.

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[mysecrethobby]

[indeed!]

Not as many as there should be. [slight frown] Although I understand it is possible for people to continue to arrive after oneself.

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[fillyia]

Yeah, that's true. If someone's not here right now, there's always the chance they can show up in the future.

...Of course, that applies to leaving, too.

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[mysecrethobby]

Is that so? And how does one leave here, exactly?

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[fillyia]

Unless you voluntarily stay behind on a planet, pretty much the same way you arrive-which is to say, unexpectedly.

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[mysecrethobby]

How very comforting.

[Sarcasm, Germany has it.]

And I suppose you were fed some ridiculous lie about how your world was destroyed, as well?

[he's just going out on a limb here and assuming she's not from his world...>.>]

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[fillyia]

Tell me about it.

And yeah-I'm pretty sure everypo...everyone is.

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[mysecrethobby]

What was it they told you about yours?

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[fillyia]

Apparently the four ponies of the Apocalypse destroyed it.

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[mysecrethobby]

[...Okay yeah that is at least as bad as the Cuban Missile Crisis. Maybe even worse. For a moment, Germany has no words.]

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[mysecrethobby]

Ja, I am thinking that those who run this place are having us on.

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[fillyia]

I wouldn't be surprised. It's not like we can do anything about it, though...

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[mysecrethobby]

Perhaps, perhaps not. I won't be taking that for a certainty just yet.

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[fillyia]

You think there'd be some way to go against the captains?