001 ♛ [Video]
[The feed turns on to a remarkably bushy eyebrow, before the owner of said eyebrow backs up to reveal a quietly furious, blonde man, who looks ready to explode.]
Is this someone’s idea of a joke?
I haven’t the time for such idiocy, especially with an election coming up. I don’t believe this utter nonsense about the world being destroyed and I do not need a blasted towel! [He tosses aforementioned towel into the face of a hapless Vogon, who squeaks in surprise and tries slinking away unnoticed.] AND DON’T BLOODY WELL TELL ME TO “STOP PANICKING”!
Never mind the obscenely long queues and absolutely preposterous, irrelevant forms, [There is a murderous gleam in his eyes. Even the EU and UN aren’t this ridiculous, which is really saying something.] I have a bloody fish in my ear that refuses to vacate!
[He suddenly calms down. Those who know him will know to run for cover.]
I must insist on speaking with the local authorities.
[The feed abruptly cuts.]
[EDIT: Permissions post~]
Is this someone’s idea of a joke?
I haven’t the time for such idiocy, especially with an election coming up. I don’t believe this utter nonsense about the world being destroyed and I do not need a blasted towel! [He tosses aforementioned towel into the face of a hapless Vogon, who squeaks in surprise and tries slinking away unnoticed.] AND DON’T BLOODY WELL TELL ME TO “STOP PANICKING”!
Never mind the obscenely long queues and absolutely preposterous, irrelevant forms, [There is a murderous gleam in his eyes. Even the EU and UN aren’t this ridiculous, which is really saying something.] I have a bloody fish in my ear that refuses to vacate!
[He suddenly calms down. Those who know him will know to run for cover.]
I must insist on speaking with the local authorities.
[The feed abruptly cuts.]
[EDIT: Permissions post~]