3 Flea Bites (Video)
(The video opens up to reveal Sirius in this outfit, adjusting his hat and looking particularly excited. When he sees that the guide is on, he lifts the eye patch up to reveal his other eye.)
Don't know why everyone's so bloody glum all of a sudden. I mean, it's understandable for all these new people aboard--hello, by the way--but you other lot have no excuse. We're on a new planet, for Merlin's sake! A planet run by dogs! I mean, how much more brilliant can you get than that? Could you imagine the possibilities? Not to mention its name. Dogstar. Dog. Star. Has a beautiful ring to it, doesn't it? Interesting fact about this planet: it was named after me.
Now, some of you may be thinking, "Sirius, beautiful, handsome, godly, Sirius, how in Merlin's beard could this planet be named after you?" To which I reply with a bit of an astronomy lesson: Sirius is also the name of a star, or rather, star system, that is in the shape of a dog. Also known as the dog star. Incidentally, it's also one of the brightest set of stars in the sky. Which can all be applied to me. It all ties together, see?
Right, well, that's enough talking, I think. (He puts the eyepatch back over his eye) You can all be boring, sad sods for all I care. As for me, (He pauses here to adjust his hat again) I will be running around with my loyal, four-legged subordinates should you need me. Nothing like some good, fresh air to get the blood flowing. Or birds. (He chuckles, as if he's thinking of a fond memory, or getting an idea. Suddenly, his face falls and he looks a bit scared and he grabs the guide in a sudden movement.) Bloody hell, there aren't any fleas ar--(And, due to his frantic jerking, the feed cuts off)
Don't know why everyone's so bloody glum all of a sudden. I mean, it's understandable for all these new people aboard--hello, by the way--but you other lot have no excuse. We're on a new planet, for Merlin's sake! A planet run by dogs! I mean, how much more brilliant can you get than that? Could you imagine the possibilities? Not to mention its name. Dogstar. Dog. Star. Has a beautiful ring to it, doesn't it? Interesting fact about this planet: it was named after me.
Now, some of you may be thinking, "Sirius, beautiful, handsome, godly, Sirius, how in Merlin's beard could this planet be named after you?" To which I reply with a bit of an astronomy lesson: Sirius is also the name of a star, or rather, star system, that is in the shape of a dog. Also known as the dog star. Incidentally, it's also one of the brightest set of stars in the sky. Which can all be applied to me. It all ties together, see?
Right, well, that's enough talking, I think. (He puts the eyepatch back over his eye) You can all be boring, sad sods for all I care. As for me, (He pauses here to adjust his hat again) I will be running around with my loyal, four-legged subordinates should you need me. Nothing like some good, fresh air to get the blood flowing. Or birds. (He chuckles, as if he's thinking of a fond memory, or getting an idea. Suddenly, his face falls and he looks a bit scared and he grabs the guide in a sudden movement.) Bloody hell, there aren't any fleas ar--(And, due to his frantic jerking, the feed cuts off)