Sep 04, 2011 18:36
[On the screen today, folks, is a pretty aggravated Ash, but to be honest, he's not even facing the screen. He's just -- well, mad. But finally he starts talking in a small voice, and though it's audible, it really isn't meant for anyone to hear.]
... Dumb lines. I can't believe I had to go to the back almost ten times just to find out how the planet got destroyed. [And then he says in a mocking female voice, almost similar to his 'Ashley' voice:] "Oh, that planet, huh? Well, let's see- that's right. It turned to ash."
[And even louder now, but in his normal voice:] I can't believe it! Me, the Champion of the Orange League, and the Chosen One -- have his planet turned to ash! Come on, that's not even fair! I got to save the world and then it gets destroyed?
What is this, some sort of weird iro-- uh, iron... ironcity! [He means irony.] I, Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, unable to become a Pokémon Master just because my planet got turned to ash?! That's just stupi-- [And soon enough, the sound of Pikachu tugging against Ash's pants as well as its squealing can be heard, and he realizes that well, the feed was on.]
... Aw, man, I can't believe this was on! [And defeated, he looks down, a bit upset, and manages to turn the feed off.]
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