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[knifedances]

Well, this is interesting. I can't claim that it's a situation I ever would have anticipated, but it's interesting, nonetheless. Ah, it brings up a lot of fascinating questions, don't you think? How is one supposed to feel on discovering their home world - everything they knew and all the people that ever meant anything to them - has been

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[text] (let me know if the quirks are an issue)

[t3r3z1owns]

BLUH BLUH
MY HOM3 WORLD W4S D3STROY3D LONG B3FOR3 1 SHOW3D UP H3R3
4NYTH1NG 4FT3R TH4T 1S JUST ON3 SH1TTY S1TU4T1ON R3PL4C1NG 4NOTH3R

[text] (not at all, don't worry~)

[knifedances]

You think this is a shitty situation? And should I take that to mean your home world was unpleasant, or the circumstances that came after?

Also, why are you typing like that, if you don't mind me asking?

[text] (awesome, just wanted to make sure)

[t3r3z1owns]

H4S B33N SO F4R
1 SUPPOS3 1F YOU G3T OFF ON R1D1CULOUS 4MOUNTS OF P4P3RWORK 4ND BULLSH1T 1TS NOT SO BAD
4ND T3CHN1C4LLY BOTH
BUT 1D S4Y B31NG TR4PP3D ON 4 ROCK W41T1NG TO B3 CULL3D BY 4N 4BOM1N4T1ON B34TS 4NYTH1NG ON 4LT3RN14
NOTH1NG B34TS TH4T ROCK 1N 4 SH1TTY S1TU4T1ON-OFF
NOT 3V3N TH1S PL4C3

B3C4USE TH1S 1S HOW 1 L1K3 TO TYP3

[text] (No problem~)

[knifedances]

I'll admit that the paperwork sounds tedious, and I won't pretend that I'm not a little disappointed to discover my world may have been destroyed, but I think this could prove to be an interesting social experiment of sorts, nonetheless.

Waiting to be culled by an abomination? That sounds a little dramatic.

And in that case, fair enough~

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[t3r3z1owns]

SUR3 T3D1OUS 1S 4 GOOD WORD
4LL TH3 S4M3 BOR1NG SM3LL SO TH3 WORDS BLUR 1NTO 34CH OTH3R
NO CONS1D3R4T1ON FOR OTH3R CULTUR3S 4T 4LL
4ND M4YB3 1T SOUNDS DR4M4T1C BUT 1T 1S 4LSO TRU3
4ND TROLLS W3R3 NOT D3S1GN3D TO SH4R3 SUCH 4 SM4LL PL4C3 FOR SO LONG

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[knifedances]

So there are problems with racism? I can't say I'm surprised, not when there seems to be such a plethora of individuals here. Its within human nature to dislike or even fear the unknown, though I can't speak for other races.

I see. Would you mind elucidating a little further on what you mean by abomination?

...trolls?

[Well, he's a troll and he knows it, but he doubts that is what this person is currently referring to]

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[t3r3z1owns]

1TS DUMB 1S WH4T 1T 1S

1 M34N 4 ROGU3 G4M3 CONSTRUCT FROM 4NOTH3R S3SS1ON GR4NT3D POW3R 1T W4S N3V3R M34NT TO H4V3 1NCLUD1NG TH4T OF 4 F1RST GU4RD14N B3C4US3 TH3 ONLY TH1NG HUM4NS C4N DO R1GHT 1S FUCK TH1NGS UP.

TH4TS WH4T 1 TYP3D

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[knifedances]

I suppose it is, yes. There's nothing wrong with a little diversity. It makes life more interesting, I always thought~

I can't claim to understand what you're talking about, I'm afraid. Though that comment about humans, isn't that cultural insensitivity? I'll be the first to admit that humans often do fuck things up, but there are plenty of things they do right, as well.

Ah well, perhaps I should be a little more specific in my questioning. What kind of trolls are you referring to, specifically?

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[t3r3z1owns]

SUR3
JUST TRY T3LL1NG TH4T TO SOM3 OF TH3 H1GHBLOOD SNOBS 1 KNOW
NOT TH4T 1TS 4 TH1NG YOU C4N 4CTU4LLY DO S1NC3 TH3YR3 NOT H3R3
BUT 1F TH3Y W3R3

NO
TH4T COMM3NT 4BOUT HUM4NS 1S F4CT
1M 4LMOST 4SH4M3D W3 CR34T3D YOU
ONLY TH4T SOM3 OF YOU 4R3 4T L34ST 1NT3R3ST1NG SCR3WUPS

TH3 K1ND OF TROLLS TH4T 1M 4 TROLL WH4T TH3 FUCK K1ND OF TROLLS DO YOU TH1NK 1M R3F3RR1NG TO >:?

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[knifedances]

Highblood snobs? You'll have to forgive all my questions, but its obvious that you come from a culture quite different from my own and I'm curious.

What exactly has lead you to come to that conclusion, if you don't mind me asking? And I'm fairly certain that humans are the result of years of evolution, we were not created by anyone. At least, this is what I've always been lead to believe.

Well, the only trolls I've ever encountered are the internet variety. Someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages with the primary intent of provoking others into an emotional response. But I don't think that's what we're talking about, here ┐(´ー｀)┌

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[t3r3z1owns]

Y3S
TROLL H13R4RCHY RUNS ON BLOOD COLOUR
1TS DUMB BUT WH4T3V3R

P3RH4PS TH3 F4CT TH4T W3 M4D3 YOUR UN1V3RS3?
TH4T W4S TH3 PO1NT OF TH3 G4M3
TO M4K3 A N3W WORLD FOR US TO L1V3 ON
SOM3HOW YOUR WORLD GOT HOLD OF 4 V3RS1ON OF TH3 G4M3 TOO
BULLSH1T H4PP3N3D
PO1NT B31NG W3 M4D3 YOU
SOM3 OF YOU
POSS1BLY 4LL OF YOU

1SNT 1T >:?

[Hey, you just described her pretty well]

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[knifedances]

[He looks over this message for a few moments and comes to the conclusion, given her final statement, that he's most likely being trolled himself]

Lol, I see. So you are that kind of troll. I'll admit you had me half convinced for a moment, given our current situation I suppose I'm a little more open to believing what people tell me than I usually would be <^_^; It's mean to play tricks on people who've only just arrived, you know~

[Congratulations, you've actually managed to confuse him~]

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[t3r3z1owns]

NO
WH4TS M34N 1S FORC1NG P3OPL3 TO D34L W1TH SH1TTY P4P3RWORK WH3N TH3Y JUST 4RR1V3D
B3S1D3S
TH3R3 W4S NO TR1CK3RY
3V3RYTH1NG 1V3 TOLD YOU 1S TRU3
1TS JUST TH4T YOU H4V3 FOR SOM3 R34SON D3C1D3D TO N4M3 YOUR 1NT3RN3T SH3N4N1G4NS 4FT3R US

1F TH4TS NOT CL34R 3NOUGH
TROLLS 4R3 4 SP3C13S
1 4M ON3
YOUR3 W3LCOM3

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[knifedances]

Ah, well. I can't say I was overly thrilled with the paperwork, either. And the fact that trolls are a species would have been my first guess, though I'll readily admit to being a little suspicious now~

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[t3r3z1owns]

W3LL TH3R3S 4N 34SY W4Y TO SOLV3 TH4T

[And suddenly video featuring one grey-skinned, orange-horned, shark-toothed troll with black hair and red glasses]

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[knifedances]

[Oh...okay, that's a little bit disconcerting. But he's used to dealing with a headless rider on a regular basis so he manages to keep it together, at least. Though personally he's sticking with text, he doesn't really want any strange aliens knowing what he looks like just yet]

Ah. I see. Your point has been sufficiently proved~