[Well, the feed opens up to something interesting. Seems the local supercomputer's been busy~ There's a mechanical arm hanging from the ceiling that's working quite diligently on ... something. Finally, she seems satisfied with her work, and the hand recedes into the ceiling. It's about that time she looks at the guide.]
Oh good. I was hoping some of you could witness this. Even in your... new-found states. I've been really busy. So I'm not even going to touch the insane lack of logic on that one.
Either way.. I'm powering them up now~ [Powering up via electrocuting the shit out of the two things lying on the ground. Both jump up simultaneously from the shock, then sloooowly stand up.]
This was originally part of the Cooperative Testing Initiative. They were to execute testing better than any human ever could. But then I thought... Wouldn't it be nice to have some help, since I can't do everything alone anymore?
[She chuckles.]
It's my pleasure to introduce Atlas and P-body.