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[built_in_a_cave]

[ Fortunately, one of the first things Tony did with his Guide was to reconfigure it to accept voice commands to some extent - if nothing else, it made making a post without hands a little easier.

Not that it's much comfort, given the circumstances.

There's a fly looking pony on the feed, peering over the rims of his shades to give the camera the

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[chicknisfinetoo]

Horses can handle alcohol just fine so feel free to drink.

[built_in_a_cave]

Thank God. There's no way I'm getting through this otherwise.

[chicknisfinetoo]

I can imagine. Well, if you were a human beforehand. Then I'd imagine alcohol would be one solution.

[built_in_a_cave]

I certainly was. Oh, while I'm at it - there are people saying that this might last a month? Do things like this happen a lot?

[built_in_a_cave]

Which means you only die once, and if I die from a drinking problem it's going to be in my own body. Not... this.

[built_in_a_cave]

You know, I still haven't shown you the suit. At this rate you'll never see so much as a scrap of it.

[happiestberry]

Is that really important, Mr. Cool Pony?

[built_in_a_cave]

I can't even begin to stress the urgency.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

I think alcohol kills ponies.

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[built_in_a_cave]

Awfully knowledgeable about alcohol for someone who claims to not drink, aren't you?

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

No, I'm knowledgeable about ponies~!

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[crazy_about_it]

[Well this pony seems to already be in a bar.]

Hasn't killed me yet, but your mileage may vary.

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[built_in_a_cave]

[ are you drinking liquor from a trough-- ]

That's all the incentive I needed. [ Hold on, trying to just... drag... this bottle... over here... ]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Whatever works, dude. Luckily waitresses seem to like ponies.]

You need any help with that?