[22] [video] [sparkly magical dress rehearsal]
[Yoshimori and Renge are sitting in a studio at work. Yoshimori is wearing this ridiculous costume. He is growling his words, in monotone. Absolutely no feeling here.]
I've searched all over the world for you an' now I've finally found you. Yer none other than Magical Princess Peachy Peachy Pururin, pyon pyon.
Iyaa~? [Where as little miss thing over here is dressed in what one might best describe as a cliched, ruffly school girl outfit. You know, the sort Magical Girls always wear through every part of the series where they're not transforming? Yes, that sort.]
[…Also the "dumb blond", sort of school girl outfit, with a great deal of her breasts are not small! help from a pushup bra.]
How do you know it's me?
Why, you just have to be Princess Peachy Peachy Pururin, pyon! I know just by looking at those peachypeachy, jigglywiggly.... jubblywubb-- [Yoshi looks up from his script] WHAT THE. I AM NOT SAYING THIS CRAP.
[She looked all but ready to say the next line, but the second he breaks character, Renge's mouth snaps shut and she gives him a rather displeased look.]
You have to say it, Yoshimori. It's in the script - you can't just not go by the script!
But this is on TV! That's sectional... I mean, sexual hairrassmint. You're getting hairrassmint by a talking rabbit catbat thing.
[She makes a bit of a face.] It's not harassment. It's…idol worship. Or something. And more importantly - [Flaps her papers at him] - it's in the script. I don't think any of the directors will like it if you improvise.
Don't care! Skipping ahead-- Here, Princess Peachy Peachy, take this Magical Bling and put it on your wrist!
[Yoshimori digs around in his rabbit costume (it looks like he's scratching his ass) and produces a ridiculous charm bracelet loaded with gaudy jewels and such]
[Hmph.] Oh, I mean - Uwwaaaaaah? For me?
[Her eyes flick to her script and she reads over the words, accepting the bracelet and doing as the stage directions say, and just stares at it.]
…What am I supposed to do with it? […Hnnngh.] This character is stupid.
Yer tellin' me? I'm the one dressed as some kind of diapered snow bunny? Ahem! Kiss the sparkling pony jewel, raise your hand high, and then say, MAGICAL PRINCESS, LOVE CUTIE, PEACHYPEACHY HEAVENLY BEAUTIFUL HEART, TRANSFORM UPPPPP!!!!! da pyon.
[She raises the charm bracelet to her mouth and kisses the pony charm before jutting an arm above her head.]
MAGICAL PRINCESS~! LOVE CUTIE! PEACHYPEACHY HEAVENLY BEAUTIFUL HEART, TRANSFORM
- …iyaa, what was the next part? Oh yeah -
UUUUUUUPPPP!
[And with that, Renge drops her hand and reaches for the schoolgirl uniform at the sides, and rips the blouse and skirt off at the velcro seams to reveal an overly pouffy, overly pink, overly ruffled Magical Girl costume; short skirt, tight top and a bow on the back of her skirt which is so ridiculously huge that the ends of the ribbon dangle around her feet.]
[Yoshimori gives a pathetically unenthusiastic thumbs-up and drones:]
Great job, Princess, ya did it. Now let's go get yer friends, n' give those evil villains a taste of justice. Pyon.
I feel silly.
[That was pure, unexcited Renge there, no PeachyPutrid What'sHerFace. But at least she's ready to go get these "friends".]
[The blond stands from her chair and, goin' to find those friends, takes a few steps toward the guide - and off screen.]
[But the tail of her large bow catches around her heels and, swiftly and without any grace what-so-ever, she tumbles forward in what is sure to be an ugly faceplant. Oh, woe is to Magical Girls everywhere, as this one goes out with a slight -]
Ah!
[-… and out goes the feed, as well.]
[ooc: Blue=Yoshimori, Pink=Renge. Action welcome!!! Thank you for drawing Yoshimori, VG!]
I've searched all over the world for you an' now I've finally found you. Yer none other than Magical Princess Peachy Peachy Pururin, pyon pyon.
Iyaa~? [Where as little miss thing over here is dressed in what one might best describe as a cliched, ruffly school girl outfit. You know, the sort Magical Girls always wear through every part of the series where they're not transforming? Yes, that sort.]
[…Also the "dumb blond", sort of school girl outfit, with a great deal of her breasts are not small! help from a pushup bra.]
How do you know it's me?
Why, you just have to be Princess Peachy Peachy Pururin, pyon! I know just by looking at those peachypeachy, jigglywiggly.... jubblywubb-- [Yoshi looks up from his script] WHAT THE. I AM NOT SAYING THIS CRAP.
[She looked all but ready to say the next line, but the second he breaks character, Renge's mouth snaps shut and she gives him a rather displeased look.]
You have to say it, Yoshimori. It's in the script - you can't just not go by the script!
But this is on TV! That's sectional... I mean, sexual hairrassmint. You're getting hairrassmint by a talking rabbit catbat thing.
[She makes a bit of a face.] It's not harassment. It's…idol worship. Or something. And more importantly - [Flaps her papers at him] - it's in the script. I don't think any of the directors will like it if you improvise.
Don't care! Skipping ahead-- Here, Princess Peachy Peachy, take this Magical Bling and put it on your wrist!
[Yoshimori digs around in his rabbit costume (it looks like he's scratching his ass) and produces a ridiculous charm bracelet loaded with gaudy jewels and such]
[Hmph.] Oh, I mean - Uwwaaaaaah? For me?
[Her eyes flick to her script and she reads over the words, accepting the bracelet and doing as the stage directions say, and just stares at it.]
…What am I supposed to do with it? […Hnnngh.] This character is stupid.
Yer tellin' me? I'm the one dressed as some kind of diapered snow bunny? Ahem! Kiss the sparkling pony jewel, raise your hand high, and then say, MAGICAL PRINCESS, LOVE CUTIE, PEACHYPEACHY HEAVENLY BEAUTIFUL HEART, TRANSFORM UPPPPP!!!!! da pyon.
[She raises the charm bracelet to her mouth and kisses the pony charm before jutting an arm above her head.]
MAGICAL PRINCESS~! LOVE CUTIE! PEACHYPEACHY HEAVENLY BEAUTIFUL HEART, TRANSFORM
- …iyaa, what was the next part? Oh yeah -
UUUUUUUPPPP!
[And with that, Renge drops her hand and reaches for the schoolgirl uniform at the sides, and rips the blouse and skirt off at the velcro seams to reveal an overly pouffy, overly pink, overly ruffled Magical Girl costume; short skirt, tight top and a bow on the back of her skirt which is so ridiculously huge that the ends of the ribbon dangle around her feet.]
[Yoshimori gives a pathetically unenthusiastic thumbs-up and drones:]
Great job, Princess, ya did it. Now let's go get yer friends, n' give those evil villains a taste of justice. Pyon.
I feel silly.
[That was pure, unexcited Renge there, no PeachyPutrid What'sHerFace. But at least she's ready to go get these "friends".]
[The blond stands from her chair and, goin' to find those friends, takes a few steps toward the guide - and off screen.]
[But the tail of her large bow catches around her heels and, swiftly and without any grace what-so-ever, she tumbles forward in what is sure to be an ugly faceplant. Oh, woe is to Magical Girls everywhere, as this one goes out with a slight -]
Ah!
[-… and out goes the feed, as well.]
[ooc: Blue=Yoshimori, Pink=Renge. Action welcome!!! Thank you for drawing Yoshimori, VG!]