3 ♠ [ accidental video / action ] blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

[plaidmanskirt]

[ See Scotland on the couch as the Guide records from the floor off to the side.
See Scotland with a necktie tied around his head.
See Scotland with a necktie tired around his head and his shirt unbuttoned.
Also see copious amounts of chesthair, but that's beside the point.
He seems to be chattering to himself, a large amount of various alcoholic

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[volcanisms]

[ iceland is peeking around a corner, watching all of this. he was going to yell at scotland to knock it off, but observing him talking to a stuffed unicorn was sort of fascinating, in an odd way. the nordic isn't even bothered when the very drunk scotsman starts crashing around and falling off the furniture and such. probably because iceland isn't being terrorized or pressured to do anything he will regret later.

yep, he's just staring. ]

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[plaidmanskirt]

[ he's lying there. ]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ and lying there. ]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ more lying there. ]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ SHIFTING......
but only to scratch his nose.
Then he looks over at the unicorn. ]

[plaidmanskirt]

--Dae y'want some tea, Chrisdean--?

[plaidmanskirt]

Y'DAE, DAE YE?
Such a guid unicorn! I'll 'ave it!

[ stumblingggg to get up and stands to his feet and swaaaaays and starts to walk towards the kitchen and then-- ]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ JUMPS BACK UPON SEEING ICELAND THERE PEERING AROUND THE CORNER. ]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ stares at. ]

DONE.

[plaidmanskirt]

--Oi, ayeeeee it's Icey!
There isnae anythin' left tae drink! Y'drank it all ya bloomin' bastard--!
Y'should fix thisss--!

[volcanisms]

[ iceland is startled when scotland SUDDENLY SEES HIM and tries to hide on the other side of the corner. of course, this is ineffective. especially when he answers to the other's demands, like so: ]

I've already bought you enough alcohol this month.

[ SURPRISE, YOU HAVE A QUOTA. ]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ He chuckles and presses his palm against Iceland's hair, ruffling it roughly and applying strength. ]

S'right cute, Icey. But y'drank all o' it see..
[ points to the bottles on the floor. ]

S'y'should buy more for me.

[volcanisms]

No.

[plaidmanskirt]

S'cute, but it's nae funny, Icey. Drop the joke, mate.
Oii, I'mmur thinkin' get more tomorrow--

[volcanisms]

I'm not joking. I'm not buying you any more.

[plaidmanskirt]

S'cute again. I thought y'said y'werenae gaun tae buy anymore---
[ delightfully puts his arm around Iceland-- this is just preparation for a threat. ]