Please excuse me--
[HICCUP!]
-- but I seem to have gotten a case of achievements. I am aware that these will go away on their own but--
[HICCUP!]
-- they seem to be quite severe this time. Does anyone know of any home remedies for curing this problem?
[And just as she's hitting "send", one more pops up on the screen:]
[HICCUP!]