Thirty Levels on my Dungeon-[Video]-[Action if you want]

[whoisthatchild]

[Matthew appears on the feed! The guide is apparently upside down, and Matthew has not noticed

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[masterspark_ze]

Sorry about that. I usually don't Spark people at point-blank cause of the damage levels.

[whoisthatchild]

S'okay, we were fighting.

[Matthew's grudge rating= 0.

He does burp out another tiny laser though.]

Tasted nice, anyway.

[masterspark_ze]

Heh. That laser's made out of love, ze.

[whoisthatchild]

Huh. Well, love tastes good, then it hurts a lot and you go blind.

[A beat.]

And then you pee blood.

Also, some of my toenails melted off.

[masterspark_ze]

...oversharing, Matthew.

[whoisthatchild]

The toenails or the pee?

[masterspark_ze]

The pee.

[whoisthatchild]

...Well.

It's your fault. So you should have to know about it.

[He crosses his arms and nods knowingly, but the little smile makes it clear he's just messing around. He's seriously a glass half full little guy.]

And it just now occured to me that I've been using the wrong Marisa journal

[magus_knight]

Don't mean it still ain't oversharing.

I was gonna say something but then decided I was lazy.

[whoisthatchild]

Yeah but-

[URP! He is interrupted by a large Master Burp, smoke billowing from his mouth and forming a perfect cube for some reason. He pauses, tapping himself on the chest, as if to make sure he won't do that one again.]

...Anyway. If you mix up my insides and my outsides, what do you expect?

[magus_knight]

I didn't make you swallow it, ze.

[whoisthatchild]

You shot it right at me and my mouth was open, what did you think would happen?

[Never mind that no one but him knew he can literally eat magic.

URP. ZAP. This time the shape the smoke takes is a star pyramid.]

[magus_knight]

I shot it at your chest, ze. I'm surprised it didn't knock your teeth out with mouth open like that.

And it's not like I knew you ate magic.

[whoisthatchild]

Yeah, well, it's a big laser and I'm a small target, okay? It hit everywhere.

[Arms. Folded. Such a pout. But only because he had to bring up he was small.

Okay, pout over in about three seconds.]

...Wait, you didn't know? That's probably the only reason I didn't die. Look at how messed up I am as it is. [Weirdly, he seems to care more about the fact that he had to remind himself he's short than the fact that he had a near-death experience.]

[magus_knight]

...like I said, I usually don't Spark at point-blank range. But I kinda lost my temper. That shovel was insulting, ze.

[whoisthatchild]

...A shovel is a fine and noble weapon, and that particular shovel is [URP. ZAP. The shape this time is a Umbilic Torus.] Excuse me.

That particular shovel is extremely magical.