006 ↟ Best. Professor. Ever. | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[Welcome to the Thor educational network. Today the broadcast is of a college level class.]

Well, I kind of forgot to plan any kind of lessons for today.

[Or just didn't bother, which is more likely. His students don't seem very surprised.]

So today we're going to watch a mov... I mean, a training film, about what not to do if the planet you're

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[magnetiferous]

[Firstly, Erik isn't quite sure why his guide decided to randomly sign him up as a university student. He had begrudgingly accepted the responsibility, though, as it would at least provide a distraction if nothing else.

But this "professor" was something else. Not exactly qualified for the job, he had thought; how exactly did this pertain to philosophy?

It wasn't a movie he'd ever seen before, but it didn't mean he was particularly interested in it. He sits with an elbow on his desk and resting his head in his hand while it plays.]

...

[After the movie is over, he's going to raise his hand. In the most facetious manner that anyone can raise a hand.]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Dante is still idly munching on pizza, trying to decide what to ask for the pop quiz or if he should just "forget" to give it.]

Question?

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[magnetiferous]

Just a small one. You'll have to forgive my confusion.

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[crazy_about_it]

Well, they say the only stupid question is the one you don't ask.

[Which Dante may or may not agree with.]

What's your question?

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[hatethehat]

[Technically supposed to be teaching his highschool level class down the hallway but... eh.]

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[crazy_about_it]

[It's all good. Dante isn't taking attendance.]

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[...pizza.]

[mov - training film...]

[you know she may be in the middle of doing homework for her own class, but she's raising a hand, quietly waiting to be called on.]

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[crazy_about_it]

Question?

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

Can I take your class instead?

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[crazy_about_it]

... Sure, why not. More the merrier or whatever.

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[apathetic_seal]

[...This was not what he signed up for when he decided to take University classes.]

[But even if there was a quiz on it, he would not complain about a movie and free pizza. Moreso the free pizza.]

[Wake him up when the food comes. Until then he'll take a nap.]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Better wake yourself up or there won't be any left.

Or if you're lucky, the professor might drop a pizza box on your desk, right next to your sleeping head.]

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[apathetic_seal]

[The smell is enough to wake him up before it hits the desk.]

[He'll just go ahead and help himself to a slice. Yaaaay food]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Professor Dante is going to grab a slice too, as long as he's there.]

Dammit, I specifically said no olives.

[So he drops that one back in the box.]

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[hairraisingly]

[ Actually she wasn't even in this level of class. She was just curious because the smell of Pizza caught her attention. She peaks through the door. ]

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[crazy_about_it]

[He sees her peeking in and glances up at the screen before getting up and wandering over to the door. This might not be her type of movie.]

Hey Blondie. What's up?

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[hairraisingly]

...! N-Nothing nothing at all I was just.. looking for my class that's all!

[ Gives him a sheepish smile. ]

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[crazy_about_it]

[He just gives her a grin.]

Well, I don't know where your class is, but I've got a class with pizza today.