[The audio kicks in first, the faint sound of a teenage boy and a nasally, breathy girl arguing in the background]
You idiot! I ordered Kira-sama Rabu Rabu no Desu, not this junk! It's a completely different series!
How the hell can you even tell? It's the same dirty stuff, isn't it?
UGH! You normal people can't even understand the intricate workings of a wonderful slash story! They should have hired someone more qualified instead. Take it back!
Hey, wait--!
[But at that, the door slams, and some angry muttering and grumbling can be heard, getting closer and closer to the guide until the video pops on with a small 'thunk'. The feed is recording at a slight angle, having been resting on a bench until Yusuke's movement wound up switching it on. He doesn't seem to notice, though, as he picks at the wrapping of the rejected book]
Stupid, nerdy... what's the big deal about these things, anyway? They're just comics!
[He slides the wrapping off the package, staring intently at the cover, until a look of surprised recognition flits across his face] Hey... hey, that's Hiei! And Kurama too! What're they doing here? But... huh.
Who's the chick...? [Carefully opening the book, he flips around inside, brow furrowed in thought, until that light of realization flashes across his eyes again]
...wait a moment...
[page flip]
--HOLD ON--
[yet another page flip]
--THAT'S NOT--??
[and yet another page]
...
[and again]
...
[AND AGAIN]
.......
[the book finally falls out of his grip, clattering to the floor, while Yusuke himself has a look of indescribable horror painted across his features, unsure whether to throw up or curl into a fetal position and contemplate his life choices.
Please give him a moment or two (or twenty)--he seems to be experiencing technical difficulties]