15th Investment! [VIDEO | LOCKED TO SHINPACHI'S FRIENDS... YES, EVEN PANTY AND STOCKING]
Um... hey! I know I haven't spoken with some of you before, and if you're wondering how I got your contact information... let's just say Shinpachi totally needs to make his password harder to guess. Anyway, the reason I'm contacting you is because I... I n... ngh...
[She gives a frustrated huff. She really doesn't want to say this!]
Look, I know this is going to sound mega-uncool coming from the Premier of the Magic Guild but -- the Guild still isn't seeing a profit yet, so I can't throwing money around hiring more workers for this, and you just know Shinpachi's the kind of sentimental sap who will be too teared up to even notice that the work wasn't done by pros...
What I'm trying to say is that I... [gulp!] ... I need your help.
As you all... eh, well, I'm sure at least one or two of you remembered... his birthday is coming up on the same date as the Gardentasta! And I've been working on a mega-special gift for him, and there's no way it's going to be finished in time unless I get more people working on it! And I'm running out of excuses to stop him from swinging by the Guild!
See, when his sister disappeared, he approached me -- no, he approached the Guild for assistance getting his dojo off the ground. [There's the sound of paper unrolling as she spreads out a blueprint on her desk.] And we're not going to see a return on investment until he actually has a dojo to run! We still have plenty of land to build on for the Guild, so I drew up the blueprints from what he showed me at Holomark, and I've had some workers start building it...
But they're not going to be done until December! I can't keep him away for that long! And I won't see a credit of rent until he's living in it!
[Yup, Lemina's going to be his landlady. May the goddess have mercy on his soul.]
So... if some of you could take a little time away from the convention to come and help with the construction, I would appreciate it sooooo much! And could a few of you distract him for a little while?
Oh, and one more thing!
[Suddenly, the background goes dark, Lemina's eyes blaze with fire, and music begins to play.]
IF ANY OF YOU BREATHES A WORD OF THIS TO SHINPACHI, I WILL DESTROY YOU WHERE YOU STAND. YOU WILL MEET YOUR END IN A PILLAR OF FIRE THAT SCORCHES HOTTER THAN THE DEPTHS OF HELL. YOU WILL BE CREMATED ALIVE.
Are we all clear? Okay! Who wants to help?
[She gives a frustrated huff. She really doesn't want to say this!]
Look, I know this is going to sound mega-uncool coming from the Premier of the Magic Guild but -- the Guild still isn't seeing a profit yet, so I can't throwing money around hiring more workers for this, and you just know Shinpachi's the kind of sentimental sap who will be too teared up to even notice that the work wasn't done by pros...
What I'm trying to say is that I... [gulp!] ... I need your help.
As you all... eh, well, I'm sure at least one or two of you remembered... his birthday is coming up on the same date as the Gardentasta! And I've been working on a mega-special gift for him, and there's no way it's going to be finished in time unless I get more people working on it! And I'm running out of excuses to stop him from swinging by the Guild!
See, when his sister disappeared, he approached me -- no, he approached the Guild for assistance getting his dojo off the ground. [There's the sound of paper unrolling as she spreads out a blueprint on her desk.] And we're not going to see a return on investment until he actually has a dojo to run! We still have plenty of land to build on for the Guild, so I drew up the blueprints from what he showed me at Holomark, and I've had some workers start building it...
But they're not going to be done until December! I can't keep him away for that long! And I won't see a credit of rent until he's living in it!
[Yup, Lemina's going to be his landlady. May the goddess have mercy on his soul.]
So... if some of you could take a little time away from the convention to come and help with the construction, I would appreciate it sooooo much! And could a few of you distract him for a little while?
Oh, and one more thing!
[Suddenly, the background goes dark, Lemina's eyes blaze with fire, and music begins to play.]
IF ANY OF YOU BREATHES A WORD OF THIS TO SHINPACHI, I WILL DESTROY YOU WHERE YOU STAND. YOU WILL MEET YOUR END IN A PILLAR OF FIRE THAT SCORCHES HOTTER THAN THE DEPTHS OF HELL. YOU WILL BE CREMATED ALIVE.
Are we all clear? Okay! Who wants to help?