[voice]

[bearmylove]

If you come across a poptart that looks like a cat, I must ask you not to eat it. It is, in fact, not a poptart that looks like a cat, but a cat that looks like a poptart.

So whoever you are, stop taking bites out of my goddamn paycheck.

Thank you.

Comments

[lolicharmywitch]

What is a poptart?

[bearmylove]

A type of food.

[chou_no_hime]

If people are eating them does that mean they're tasty?

[bearmylove]

I don't care. If people keep eating them then I get paid less.

[chou_no_hime]

Do you get paid by the size? What if people only ate part of them?

[bearmylove]

I get paid by how many I bring in-- don't do that either.

[electromexican]

Laying down the law, are we?

[bearmylove]

Next time I'll lay it with my fist.

[purrsona]

[WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY]

Why would people be eating them?!

[bearmylove]

They missed lunch? I don't know what aliens eat.

[purrsona]

That is so pawful, I don't even know where to start!

[bearmylove]

... Pawful?

[notwhelmed]

...That sounds really gross.

I don't know what's worst. Them eating it. Or the fact that people are still doing it.

[bearmylove]

It might just be one person. A serial eater.

[notwhelmed]

Are they eating the entire...cat poptart or just taking bites? Both sound pretty gross by the way.

[bearmylove]

I think mostly just taking bites.