Third time's the charm.
Guy, I couldn't help but notice you and I have routes together. Want to plan the paper routes a bit so you don't accidentally trigger that phobia of yours?
In other news:
PAPERS. I suggest reading it when it comes out if you want to know the news, although not if you live on the opposite side of the ship. Then I will come by and look angrily at your door.
And while I have an obligation not to burn down your paper, it says nothing about customers that prank calls and make either us run around looking for nonexistant people, like Amanda Hugankiss or Seymore Boobs. Just saying.
In other news:
PAPERS. I suggest reading it when it comes out if you want to know the news, although not if you live on the opposite side of the ship. Then I will come by and look angrily at your door.
And while I have an obligation not to burn down your paper, it says nothing about customers that prank calls and make either us run around looking for nonexistant people, like Amanda Hugankiss or Seymore Boobs. Just saying.