Eighth Law of [text]

[greenwich_skies]

I'm just counting down the days until I am once again fired from a job. Why does the guide insist on signing me up for acting jobs? I'm not an actor! I'm a scientist

Comments

[sapphirearrow]

Perhaps the guide wants you to expand your horizons. Some acting ability can be useful.

[greenwich_skies]

I'd seriously rather not.

[sapphirearrow]

You didn't secretly have some traumatic experience or something, did you?

[greenwich_skies]

What kind of question is that?

[text]

[electromexican]

I've been trying to figure it out myself. There's a lot of useless and contradictory coding going on.

[greenwich_skies]

It's a real mess. I have concluded that the original programmers were either beings with a different level of sapience from our own or they were high. Or both.

[pattan]

Are you in the show too?

[greenwich_skies]

I meant to congratulate you on the lead. I'm playing one of the robot sidekicks.

[pattan]

A-Ah...it's not that much of a lead.

But thank you.

[greenwich_skies]

I dunno, isn't it the main character?

Text (because she's still avoiding Renko)

[magus_knight]

I could sign you up for a job next month. Maybe it's just your Guide messing up.

[greenwich_skies]

Oh that sounds like a wonderful idea.

[magus_knight]

Fine. Whatever. I'm just trying to help.

[because no one tells Marisa her ideas are wonderful without being sarcastic about it.]

[greenwich_skies]

And I thank you for it.

[text]

[completeglobal]

[A scientist, huh?]

You're not the only one in a painfully similar situation.

[greenwich_skies]

Hence the need for a solution.

[completeglobal]

Undoubtedly one that many would appreciate. Myself included.

[greenwich_skies]

I've tried to get into the coding, but like someone else said, what actually matters is hidden under layers of useless and contradicting code that is, in all likelihood, just there to obfuscate.