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24th Limbo [Video]

Jul 07, 2011 09:13

[Hello Thor, how are you? This month Noi is an Adorable Cupcake Baker & Decorator. And of course her cupcakes are just so adorable and cute AKA really fucking creepy. And so her boss is just sort of staring in terror]

I said cute!

That’s cute.

No, no, no, no! It’s all WRONG!

Why?

The blood is just so…

It’s strawberry sauce, it’s not blood. Do you want ( Read more... )

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mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 16:22:15 UTC

[...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR CUPCAKES!]

M-maybe you shoulda listen to your boss...

bullysandwicher July 7 2011, 16:30:24 UTC

[THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

I have to, else I won't get paid. But I don't get what the problem is.

mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 16:33:07 UTC

Well.... aren'ta they a little violent?

[Okay so what if he stomps on defenseless goombas shhhh.]

bullysandwicher July 7 2011, 16:36:27 UTC

They are just cupcakes. But they are tiny miniatures pretending to be the actual thing, that's what makes them cute. [GET IT? 8D]

mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 16:47:38 UTC

But... I'mma not-a so sure that's how things always work...

Maybe you shoulda take an actual cute thing, and shrink it down! That'lla be double the cute right?

bullysandwicher July 7 2011, 16:52:31 UTC

I could try a fluffy animal. But they are really hard to make.

mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 17:13:51 UTC

Hah! Don'ta worry! Luckily I am-a somewhat offa chef back home! I've-a also worked in a cake factory!

I coulda help teach you to make some!

bullysandwicher July 7 2011, 17:18:02 UTC

Cake factory? Really? [oh man. Noi loves cake and all sort of food]

If you can teach me, sure! Baking is always a necessary skill!

mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 18:20:06 UTC

That'sa right!

It-a is! And if you can'ta make cute animal cupcakes you canna always make a regular cupcake and put a plastic little animal on it!

bullysandwicher July 7 2011, 18:41:16 UTC

Though people can't eat plastic. Well, most of them at least.

mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 22:37:13 UTC

[He laughs at that.]

They're not-a supposed to eat them. it'sa just for decoration.

bullysandwicher July 7 2011, 22:52:43 UTC

But won't that be a shame, though? I think quantity is good for whatever you are doing - if it involves food. So if they can eat the decoration, it'd be a good thing.

mister_nintendo July 7 2011, 23:32:04 UTC

That'sa very true too! Wow, you're-a pretty committed to this, eh? Okay! I'lla teach you everything I can!

bullysandwicher July 8 2011, 09:02:48 UTC

If it's food!

Thanks, Mario!

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