Jun 29, 2011 12:13
[The video feed turns on to reveal... a space lion. But not just any ordinary space lion; no, this space lion is currently impaled on a tree.]
[Suddenly, there's a roar, and the Guide gets knocked a little bit, showing another space lion inserted onto woody cellulose. There's also a Patchy, as well, sans hat, sans robe, sans everything but a long slip, looking pretty annoyed.]
[It's at this point she turns and notices that the Guide is on. Instead of quickly turning it off, though, she decides to speak into it.]
This had better end soon. Being on a ship is one thing, but I will not tolerate living in a jungle for long.
...Either way, I still have work to do. Remilia, I need to speak with you. You should know what this is about. As for the rest of you, I need some information. Does anyone know of a Kiriko George?
[She goes to turn the Guide off, but there's one last thing...]
And Koa? Get me a drink, please.
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