ONE!! | Video/Action ifyouwant
[ Look, network, a precious little boy! Is he playing dress-up? In a Robin costume, too! What a dear, he must think it's Halloween! This boy is scowling, and there appears to be a crumpled piece of paper in his left hand. Peeking out of the crumpled ball, you can see REFUGEE REGISTRATION FORM in a friendly font. ]
My world, destroyed? Tt. How stupid do you think I am? At least cook up a more --
[ Suddenly, aliens attack! A tentacle slaps itself onto Damian's face, and the rest of the Squid-Person tries to drape all over him. It would look quite comical, if not for the next revelation: ]
Ah, Earth children! My favourite bite-sized treat. Be still and accept your fate, foolish lesser being.
[ To this, Damian simply delivers an uppercut -- which seems an easy feat from his height. He then kicks the Squid-Person square in the abdomen, and stomps down on their chest. Hard. Something cracks. Ribs? Do squid-men have those? Obviously he's not in the mood to ponder that, because he continues his sentence: ]
--convincing lie. [ The world imploding thanks to vegas showgirls? Seriously? ] And this towel. . . Am I supposed to be grateful?
[ Because he's not! He tosses it aside! Look at that stupid font! 'DON'T PANIC'?? A pause, and he's about to close to device, when he notices the spaceships and rockets parked outside. Huh. Mildly impressed. ] Those ships. How do I get one?
[ OOC: NEW MUSE so tags will be slow as I get the hang of things ): ]
My world, destroyed? Tt. How stupid do you think I am? At least cook up a more --
[ Suddenly, aliens attack! A tentacle slaps itself onto Damian's face, and the rest of the Squid-Person tries to drape all over him. It would look quite comical, if not for the next revelation: ]
Ah, Earth children! My favourite bite-sized treat. Be still and accept your fate, foolish lesser being.
[ To this, Damian simply delivers an uppercut -- which seems an easy feat from his height. He then kicks the Squid-Person square in the abdomen, and stomps down on their chest. Hard. Something cracks. Ribs? Do squid-men have those? Obviously he's not in the mood to ponder that, because he continues his sentence: ]
--convincing lie. [ The world imploding thanks to vegas showgirls? Seriously? ] And this towel. . . Am I supposed to be grateful?
[ Because he's not! He tosses it aside! Look at that stupid font! 'DON'T PANIC'?? A pause, and he's about to close to device, when he notices the spaceships and rockets parked outside. Huh. Mildly impressed. ] Those ships. How do I get one?
[ OOC: NEW MUSE so tags will be slow as I get the hang of things ): ]