8 ✖ high school nudical 3: slutty year (video)

[nostandards]

[the feed opens up to Panty, her back turned to the camera. it seems like she's in the auditorium, covered in a sort of shawl that covers the rest of her body. after a few dramatic seconds of silence, she holds up her hand and begins to snap.]

5, 6, 7, 8!

[she then turns around as spotlights focus on her, casting off the throw and revealing

Comments

[hermitous]

[i'm 14 and what is this]

[nostandards]

[he. really does not need to know.]

...Would I go to jail for singin' with you?

[hermitous]

... ... I don't know? [why would you go to jail WE DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND.]

[nostandards]

How old are you?

[hermitous]

Fourteen. [why is this always asked.........]

Is this another teenhood thing?

[nostandards]

... Yep, I'm not dealin' with jailbait. Try again in four years.

[hermitous]

Jailbait... ?

[nostandards]

Oh my god do you not know what that is.

[hermitous]

No.

[nostandards]

Basically if I fuck you, I go to jail.

[NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH HERE. keywords potentially related...?]

[hermitous]

Fuck?

[you'll have to beat a bit harder. this guy was on a mountain for 3 years. what is learning these phrases.]

[nostandards]

[that. that actually leaves her speechless. this is probably a first. CONGRATS?]

[hermitous]

[THANKS?? it's kind of a strange victory though, considering he wasn't trying to do that at all.]

... ?

[nostandards]

How are you fourteen and don't know that word. You've gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.

[hermitous]

I don't know.

[nostandards]

You never learned that shit in school? No birds and the bees bullshit from your parents? Seriously, nothing?