002 : [video/action] : PERFUME PLOT

[armorumvigiles]

[When the feed turns on, it shows Basch with fragments of glass in his hand, the remnants of something that used to be a perfume bottle.]

This was delivered to me erroneously, this morning. Upon inspection, it seemed to be a bottle of perfume, however--

[He cants his head, furrowing his brows a little.]

The thing was delicate. My apologies to any

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[video]

[halcyonism]

[ The manner and nature of the compensation can be arranged. Nature of the compensation. Can be arranged. Compensation. Arranged. Basch. Get away from the street corner. ]

...Basch?

[video]

[armorumvigiles]

[EVERYDAY HE'S HUSTLIN'

but no oh my god he would be horrified if he weren't being crazy right now]

Lord Larsa.

[NO HE IS NOT GOING TO HIT ON THE CHILD-EMPEROR OKAY]

Know you the rightful owner of the perfume, m'lord?

[video]

[halcyonism]

[ If he weren't so manly he wouldn't have broken the perfume and... gotten it all over himself. Enough that people could theoretically remove it from Basch's body and put it on themselves. Still droppin' those Lord titles like it's hot. JUST TELL EVERYONE, BASCH. As you hit on them. ]

I... do not.

[ The blankest of stares at Basch because who is he........... ]

Are you feeling unwell today?

[video]

[armorumvigiles]

[IT WAS FRAGILE OKAY, and he was holding it up and then held it a little too tight in his manly hands and then it got all over the place. NOT. HIS FAULT.

AND alsfja; what he meant was that you could possibly rub yourself over him and get the scent on y-- no I'm stopping I hate myself]

Unwell?

[He would wink here but NO even that is too horrendous. He smiles, instead (Captain Lineface IS SMILING).]

Not in the least. Quite well.

[wantstolive]

How is it possible to take perfume that's already been sprayed on someone and then put it on another person...? Wouldn't that be kind of awkward?

[armorumvigiles]

[why would you ask this question, Luke]

I find myself saturated in the scent. If someone were to come close enough, I would wager that the smell would transfer to them.

Close enough, however.

[Oh my god Basch shut up]

[wantstolive]

[ Because he is Luke fon Fabre, the most curious of replicas. ]

Wouldn't you have to pick them up and give them a bear hug or something? I think you'd have to stand next to someone for a while to have a scent like that rub on you. It'd be faster to give someone a hug.

[armorumvigiles]

[AND, COMPLETELY EARNESTLY IN RESPONSE TO THAT SUGGESTION:]

If you would have me demonstrate, I would do so.

[Action!]

[armorumvigiles]

[There really isn't an adult here, just a Captain who is the mild equivalent of an all-too-affectionate drunk, right now.

Everything is an innuendo right now, apparently.]

The thing was delicate. A term that many dislike being subscribed to.

[Action!]

[armorumvigiles]

I do not believe that my notoriety extends thus far.

[Basch, why are you playing into this.]

[Video]

[happiestberry]

I'm sure no one blames you, Sir!

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[armorumvigiles]

[He glances at the feed, and gives the girl a warm look, because this is Basch at his most affectionate.]

I thank you for your kindness. Are you certain that it was not addressed to you?

Re: [Video]

[happiestberry]

Miwako didn't order any perfume. At least I don't think I did.

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[armorumvigiles]

It would have suited you better than I, no doubt. A pretty thing as yourself should keep such items.

[BASCH. BASCH NO.]

[chuugoku_monban]

Man, everyone's been finding these lately.

[armorumvigiles]

Have you one as well? An artifact better-suited for ones such as yourself.

[chuugoku_monban]

Yeah, I found one too.

[armorumvigiles]

I trust you did not break it, as I have.