two tricks :: [video]
[This is man-Loki, he's standing outside one of the local bars and restaurants and, if you're paying that close attention, you might notice he's even wearing the standard waitress apron.]
It's come to my attention that barmaids are generally better tipped than their male counterparts. Perhaps I should consider making a few simple aesthetic changes.
[His brow furrows, apparently considering this quite deeply.] I do however question if the rather lascivious comments made to my fellow waitstaff would be worth enduring. I suppose an experiment is in order.
[And with that, he shifts ever so slightly into a dark haired, light eyed, human-looking woman. She's not a great beauty, but cute enough to impress a few intergalactic barflies. When she speaks again, her voice is similar, but definitely feminine.] What is the Midgardian phrase? Ah, yes. Wish me luck.
Oh, and does anyone know why I might be missing shoes? It's the damnedest thing. I fell asleep with one complete spare set, and woke up with only a right boot. I'd rather not interrogate my roommates, but I just don't think I could've misplaced it.
[He (she?) gives an impressively irritated look at the screen before cutting the feed.]
((ooc note: Loki is responsible for the missing shoes. If you want more information, you can hit up this post.))
It's come to my attention that barmaids are generally better tipped than their male counterparts. Perhaps I should consider making a few simple aesthetic changes.
[His brow furrows, apparently considering this quite deeply.] I do however question if the rather lascivious comments made to my fellow waitstaff would be worth enduring. I suppose an experiment is in order.
[And with that, he shifts ever so slightly into a dark haired, light eyed, human-looking woman. She's not a great beauty, but cute enough to impress a few intergalactic barflies. When she speaks again, her voice is similar, but definitely feminine.] What is the Midgardian phrase? Ah, yes. Wish me luck.
Oh, and does anyone know why I might be missing shoes? It's the damnedest thing. I fell asleep with one complete spare set, and woke up with only a right boot. I'd rather not interrogate my roommates, but I just don't think I could've misplaced it.
[He (she?) gives an impressively irritated look at the screen before cutting the feed.]
((ooc note: Loki is responsible for the missing shoes. If you want more information, you can hit up this post.))