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[mala_suerte]

[ how did this conversation end up on the network? hangover, probably. ]

yoruichisan, sweetest wine i ever had. will have you on mind every time i drink. thanks again.
--m.i.

Hoh~ So you'll feel intoxicated every time you think of me? I can’t think of a better compliment.
--Yoruichi

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[trickstermentor]

Well. It was very nice knowing you, M-san.

It has been my experience that the best way to dodge hornets is to find a cat.

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[mala_suerte]

Likewise, U-san.

A cat?

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[trickstermentor]

A cat, M-san.

Preferably multiple.

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[mala_suerte]

So do I just throw them?

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[trickstermentor]

The idea would be not to make her any ANGRIER M-san.

You just hold it out and run away when she's distracted.

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[mala_suerte]

I don't run from fights, but thanks for the advice.

I can figure something out.

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[trickstermentor]

I am speaking from experience when I say that it is perhaps best to run from them sometimes.

You have no idea what we're taught in the second.

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[mala_suerte]

Division policy. I'll face death like a man.

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[trickstermentor]

If she gets hold of you, dying as a man may not be an option that's left open to you.

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[mala_suerte]

Thanks for that. Does avoiding the hell out of her count as running away?

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[trickstermentor]

Not in my book it doesn't. Your manhood and your male pride can avoid and live to fight another day, M-san.

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[mala_suerte]

I think I'll do that. Ain't that fast.

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[trickstermentor]

Remember what I said: cats and hornets.

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[mala_suerte]

I'll just surround myself with cats. She'll get distracted before she reaches me.

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[trickstermentor]

You're a fast learner, M-san.

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[mala_suerte]

Survival adaptation.