UNDERTAKING: 17 ⤧ sit & trade wit & smoke & we cuss talkin' 'bout our friendly border drug bust
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sup kiddies today im gonna talk about drugs so all you youngins plug your ears (eyes?) or somethin
right so HERE WE GO
[...well, that's probably not what everyone expects from the resident slum drug dealer, now is it...]
thats right folks
drugs are bad
ain't he ugly ?
drugs are super bad
this shit is super fucking addictive & will RUIN YOUR LIVES
families can be torn apart by drug abuse & you can END UP IN THE STREETS WITH YOUR HEAD CHOPED OFF
thats how these things happen yknow
plus the nasty blows on your appearance
these give you twitchy itches im not even kidding it feels like a million bugs crawling under yoru skin
this is meth mouth
who could ever love those teeth
that shit straight up rots outta yo skull
thsi is a blowout !! basically the vein gets all infected from the needle & you eithsr have to cut out the infection by SLICING OPEN THE VEIN or just get the arm amputated
some of you regenerating aliens might be safe from this one naturally
this guys gonna be trippin all night & probably end up in a car wreck DO YOU WANT THAT
now aside from all the hideous stuff
drugs cost MONEY MONEY MONEY
it is an expensive habit to keep
this is why drug dealers are some of the biggest richest assholes in the world
i mean sure eventually they get caught BUT UNTIL THEN ?
MONEY & BITCHES ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT
you know what ISNT expensive ?
tacos
when you jonesin go get you some soft shell tacos & avoid even teh doobies
extra beans and gooey cheese so you just
shit the disease right out
GET ON HOMEBOYYYY
SO IN CONCLUSION REMEMBER DON'T DO DRUGS THEYRE REALLY BAD
(unless you a cool motherfucker like me)
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sup kiddies today im gonna talk about drugs so all you youngins plug your ears (eyes?) or somethin
right so HERE WE GO
[...well, that's probably not what everyone expects from the resident slum drug dealer, now is it...]
thats right folks
drugs are bad
ain't he ugly ?
drugs are super bad
this shit is super fucking addictive & will RUIN YOUR LIVES
families can be torn apart by drug abuse & you can END UP IN THE STREETS WITH YOUR HEAD CHOPED OFF
thats how these things happen yknow
plus the nasty blows on your appearance
these give you twitchy itches im not even kidding it feels like a million bugs crawling under yoru skin
this is meth mouth
who could ever love those teeth
that shit straight up rots outta yo skull
thsi is a blowout !! basically the vein gets all infected from the needle & you eithsr have to cut out the infection by SLICING OPEN THE VEIN or just get the arm amputated
some of you regenerating aliens might be safe from this one naturally
this guys gonna be trippin all night & probably end up in a car wreck DO YOU WANT THAT
now aside from all the hideous stuff
drugs cost MONEY MONEY MONEY
it is an expensive habit to keep
this is why drug dealers are some of the biggest richest assholes in the world
i mean sure eventually they get caught BUT UNTIL THEN ?
MONEY & BITCHES ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT
you know what ISNT expensive ?
tacos
when you jonesin go get you some soft shell tacos & avoid even teh doobies
extra beans and gooey cheese so you just
shit the disease right out
GET ON HOMEBOYYYY
SO IN CONCLUSION REMEMBER DON'T DO DRUGS THEYRE REALLY BAD
(unless you a cool motherfucker like me)
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