badou ☆ NAILS; we all make the same mistakes, our pitfalls pull us together

[nicotine_patch]

[►VIDEO&action post;]

[what a bloody mess

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[pishirogane]

[What the HELL is going on!?]

Nails-san?! [Yea, so, slipped on that honorifics. Ffff-- What is your location?]

[nicotine_patch]

[ UNANSWERED ]

[pishirogane]

[God... if there's no explanation for this later...!]

[She's coming over there.]

ACTIONNNN Part 1

[pishirogane]

[And she arrives at 3-2...]

[Well, this is what happens when guys live together. This has to be completely unhygienic. How can anyone survive in these conditions...?]

[But that's not what she's here to complain about. She raises her collar up, covering her nose and mouth (at least try air freshener or something geez) before venturing across the room and towards the bathroom.]

ACTIONNNN Part 2

[pishirogane]

[As always, the feed isn't the same as seeing the scene in person.]

[She has to be careful not to slip as she moves closer and proceeds to checkng for a pulse at least.]

Hm...

[nicotine_patch]

[and the slumped body in the tub jumps to life, vice gripping onto Naoto's hand reflexively]

[good thing there's a decently high level of blood in the tub, or else this might be a bit awkward, seeing as how Badou is naked as the day he was born]

[nicotine_patch]

[and the single green eye rolls from Naoto, to their held hands, to the conveniently placed puddle, and back to Naoto]

[nicotine_patch]

[and he pulls the headphones from underneath his hair]

...Somethin' I can help ya with, Shirogane.

[pishirogane]

... An explanation as to why it looks like a murder scene in here would be nice.

[Giving several people heart attacks over the network, damn.]

[nicotine_patch]

Whah...

[sits up a bit more in the tub]

Can I first get a explanation as ta why you're standin' kinda creepily -- in some peoples' opinions, not mine, per se -- in my bathroom?

While I'm in it?

With no pants on?

[pishirogane]

[Moves back a bit as he sits up]

I was making sure you weren't dead. Your guide showed... this. [She hand gestures to the mess]

Does it always appear this messy or should I call the hospital?

[nicotine_patch]

[a few moments, and he knows exactly what's been broadcasted]

My Guide...? Aw, damnit.

[sits up even more, hope you're not squeamish about scars or bruises]

[but none of them appear to be gushing gore, upon closer inspection]

It ain't like that! I don't need'a go to the stupid hospital. I just came back from that damn hellhole. Some asshole gave me a goddamn sloth disease. They tole me ta sit my ass down in some tomato juice. I got extra chunky, y'know, thought it might do the job better.

[pishirogane]

[No. Actual dead bodies have kinda made her desensitized to scars and the sort]

[Yes, nothing seems bleeding]

Is that all? Well, sorry for the trouble. [Lowers her cap a bit... this is just so awkward.]

[nicotine_patch]

Yah, well, uh.

[slowly]

[shifts an arm across his nipples]

.........You normally go grave-robbin' like this? Attempted grave-robbin', anyway.

[pishirogane]

... Grave-robbing? No. I have experience with various cases such as homicide. If you were injured and still had a pulse, I was going to contact medical aid.

[Why would you think she's a grave robber?]

[nicotine_patch]

[why else would anyone bother to hang out with corpses if not to steal their shoes, guns, and money???? its like you've never been outside!]

...Oh. Uh.

[awkward pause]

An' what would ya do if I didn't have a pulse.

[was my honour at stake, here]