Five. [accidental video/action]

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[Enjoy the rare image of a usually serious-looking man in sunglasses carrying what seems to be... is that a bright and colorful arrangement of balloons? Why, yes, it is. It appears that Albert Wesker is delivering balloon bouquets this month.

He's making a round of deliveries, if only because it pays the bills. His pride isn't particularly

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video;

[morebulletspls]

[Flipping through the-]

Whoa.

[Sorry, so surprised that inner monologue thing had a slight glitch.]

You've got to be kidding.

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[Oh. The guide. It was on. And look, a familiar face.

Why is this not surprising any more.]

[Wesker looks down at the screen somewhat blandly. In the near background there are brightly colored balloons hovering just over his head.

You are expected to take this seriously.]

Is there a problem, I wonder?

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[morebulletspls]

[Sorry, you want the big guy with the crew cut and no neck.]

Yeah, I'll say.

[B| Is this some evil plan? Are you trying to hurt people?]

...Are those balloons?

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[Maybe there are viruses in the balloons. You're welcome to stop by and check if you like. (Protip: there really aren't viruses in the balloons.]

Your eyesight is intact, it seems. [Was that a dry hint of sarcasm? It's his way of saying 'what the hell else would they be'.] Utterly reassuring.

[Video]

[holmes_blogger]

[Well that's...different.]

Let me guess. Guide malfunction?

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[Blasted guide, stop turning on at the most inopportune moments.]

As seems to be a popular trend on this ship. [Translation: Yes.]

It's been awhile, doctor.

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[holmes_blogger]

And it probably chose your job for you too, didn't it.

I guess it has been a while. Not since the ghost ship.

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That it did. I'm a scientist, not a... [whatever the hell this constitutes as] ...delivery-man.

Has running a clinic kept you a busy man? I've recently been seeing job listings on the guide for the establishment.

[be_my_toy]

Wesker?

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[Wesker is currently surrounded by colorful balloons!]

...Flandre.

[be_my_toy]

Is Wesker working?

[completeglobal]

I suppose one might call this 'work', or at least some parody of it.

[quietus_muris]

I must admit.

[A rather amused little look upon his face~]

You don't seem to fit this role whatsoever~

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[Wesker, however, continues to look more or less stoic. Please ignore the balloons floating around next to him.]

I'd have to agree; I didn't choose this job willingly. But do share, what role do you think might be more suited for me?

[quietus_muris]

Something far more challenging...

[A chuckle.]

You seem much too... intelligent for such a mundane task.

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You pay me high praise. [Not that Wesker disagrees.]

You might be interested to know that I'm a scientist. Intelligence is essential, you could say.

action at 3-13

[themothdies]

[door open!]

[one-eyed stare.]

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[Oh hey.

Wesker adjusts his sunglasses with one hand, while the other holds onto the colorful array of balloons.]

...Your order. [it says deliver to 3-13 for whatever reason, so here he is.]

[themothdies]

[must be one of his roommates', to which he groans and rubs a bandaged temple]

I had so hoped for more company than helium.

[it sounds like it was supposed to be sarcastic and came out wrong, but he takes the strings of the bouquet nonetheless]

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[Wesker only raises a brow.]

Did you? Then I'm terribly sorry to disappoint. Perhaps next time I can provide something more of interest.

[He gladly hands the bouquet over] You don't seem to be the balloon type.